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vankerchief 

A special handkerchief used by strippers in order to properly disinfect the pole after use - the use of the vankerchief is very important in making sure that vaginal juice is not transferred from one stripper to the next.

Vankerchief can also be used as a derogatory term.
Denise, quit being such a vankerchief and come to happy hour!
vankerchief by Certitified November 30, 2011
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King! In the ancient European tribes the King was called Basile, the same name is translated in Vasilis (greek) and in Vasken (Armenian). The name means that the thing called Vasken is a regal one!
This is Vasken! Wow!
Vasken by Banker9 February 25, 2008

vanventure 

A driving game, normally played while in a van, in which the passengers take turns deciding where to go. I.E. Exit off this ramp, take the next left, etc.
John: Yo, I’m fucking bored af, wanna go on a vanventure?
Dan: Sure, but only if I get to go first!
The name Vanden comes with the image of strength. He is a genuine person who is very caring and loving to not only people who personally know him but strangers alike! They are very talented and when they follow there passions they can exceed any expectations imaginable. Very fun loving and loyal person who is dedicated to his passions! When loved by a "Vanden" you can consider yourself a very fortunate and blessed person!
WOW-that's something Vanden would do!
Vanden by mandi jane hall November 29, 2011
A man who insist on his own heterosexuality, but prefers prostate stimulation.
I walked in on Zack fingering his asshole again, dudes a total valken.
Valken by Ampedman September 24, 2019

Vandenberg 

A Dutch word which when used in a conversation, means a person "from the mountain"... as opposed to a VandenBURG...which is just some guy from a town.
As a last name it means "shit hot"
Dutch: Die mens is a Vandenberg !

English 1: That man is from the mountain !

English 2: Wow dude, that guy is shit hot !
Vandenberg by Vando January 31, 2009
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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