A driving game, normally played while in a van, in which the passengers take turns deciding where to go. I.E. Exit off this ramp, take the next left, etc.
John: Yo, I’m fucking bored af, wanna go on a vanventure?
Dan: Sure, but only if I get to go first!
A manly adventure, which women cannot partake in, taken on by only the manliest of men (see A.M.M.) which most often includes guns, sharp objects, power tools (though hand-tools are manlier), gas guzzling automobiles, other forms of manly gas powered transportation (see alternate definition of MANventure), pirate maps, AC/DC, sandwiches (made only by women), and an extremely detailed plan that is almost certain to fail. Protocol says an alternate plan is to be promptly made up on the spot no matter how ridiculous, difficult, illegal, or unlikely to be accomplished it may be.
Dude, let's take my home-made submarine across the Pacific Ocean and hunt whales with my buck knife. It'll be a MANventure.
1. an adventure characterized by manliness or extreme masculinity.
2. an epicjourney only undertaken by men, or very masculine women.
3. a strenuous task which only individuals naturally equipped with a legitimate, large penis can endure.
"Hey, want to invite Alfred on our manventure through the jungle?"
The flagship of American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.). It is a true man's boat which can be very temperamental and unpredictable at times (see woman). Its home port is located in Bear Creek on the Alabama side of Pickwick lake. It is a true man's badass boat.
Woman: What kind of trash boat is this?
Man: Oh nothing, just the MANventure.
*Backhands woman*
*Woman makes sandwich*
an adventure made by men, especially by men named Tyler or Matt. Such adventures including growing a mustache, or chopping a tree down with an ax. One who performs such a task shall be reffered to as a manventurer. Manventurers only drive Chevy Silveraydos and chew tobacco, while only spitting into a mountain dew can. They pretty much fuck shit up.
Matt: Hey Tyler, are you ready for this week's manventure?
Tyler: Of course I am, I have been growing this mustache for months.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.