vankerchief 

A special handkerchief used by strippers in order to properly disinfect the pole after use - the use of the vankerchief is very important in making sure that vaginal juice is not transferred from one stripper to the next.

Vankerchief can also be used as a derogatory term.

Denise, quit being such a vankerchief and come to happy hour!

vankerchief by Certitified November 30, 2011

Mankerchief 

The male version of the pashmina, hijab, or loop scarf worn by metrosexual men who have no shits to give today.

pashmina mankerchief metrosexual

Mankerchief by Clancy100 March 4, 2015

wankerchief 

A hankerchief or tissue used to wipe up the semen after having a wank. It can be held over the penis acting like a condom or be used after semen is ejaculated to clean it up off the penis, stomach, floor or any other surfaces it may have splattered onto.

1. Theo keeps his wankerchief inside his top drawer just incase he wants a good wank without making a mess all over the computer screen or his keyboard.
2. Theo's mum found his wankerchief and got cum all over her hand after he had a good session of porn-watching.

wankerchief by Mike_o_matic October 24, 2006

Decatur Wankerchief 

The sexual act of blowing your nose inside of a vagina and then preceding to have sex. Can involve a bloody nose.

Nolan had a runny nose so he gave Brandy a Decatur Wankerchief

Decatur Wankerchief by The Famous Mikee February 8, 2009

sudanese hankerchief 

Practice of masterbating with soiled toilet paper

I can only orgasm when I give myself a Sudanese Hankerchief

sudanese hankerchief by melody tynsdale January 30, 2015

Dankerchief 

handkerchief made up of dank

Dude that dankerchief is so rank it smells dank.

Dankerchief by Ahzdar April 20, 2010

Handkerchief Pankerchief 

when really posh snobby people talk about having sex (hanky panky)

"I say Gertrude, would one fancy some Handkerchief Pankerchief"?

"Oh yes Bartholomew, what a splendid idea"!

Handkerchief Pankerchief by Hanky Pankier July 21, 2010