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vankerchief

A special handkerchief used by strippers in order to properly disinfect the pole after use - the use of the vankerchief is very important in making sure that vaginal juice is not transferred from one stripper to the next.

Vankerchief can also be used as a derogatory term.
Denise, quit being such a vankerchief and come to happy hour!
by Certitified November 30, 2011
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Mankerchief

The male version of the pashmina, hijab, or loop scarf worn by metrosexual men who have no shits to give today.
pashmina mankerchief metrosexual
by Clancy100 March 4, 2015
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wankerchief

A hankerchief or tissue used to wipe up the semen after having a wank. It can be held over the penis acting like a condom or be used after semen is ejaculated to clean it up off the penis, stomach, floor or any other surfaces it may have splattered onto.
1. Theo keeps his wankerchief inside his top drawer just incase he wants a good wank without making a mess all over the computer screen or his keyboard.
2. Theo's mum found his wankerchief and got cum all over her hand after he had a good session of porn-watching.
by Mike_o_matic October 24, 2006
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Decatur Wankerchief

The sexual act of blowing your nose inside of a vagina and then preceding to have sex. Can involve a bloody nose.
Nolan had a runny nose so he gave Brandy a Decatur Wankerchief
by The Famous Mikee February 8, 2009
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sudanese hankerchief

I can only orgasm when I give myself a Sudanese Hankerchief
by melody tynsdale January 30, 2015
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Dankerchief

Dude that dankerchief is so rank it smells dank.
by Ahzdar April 20, 2010
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Handkerchief Pankerchief

when really posh snobby people talk about having sex (hanky panky)
"I say Gertrude, would one fancy some Handkerchief Pankerchief"?

"Oh yes Bartholomew, what a splendid idea"!
by Hanky Pankier July 21, 2010
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