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Vasken
Vasken, also known as “tripps” is one who can flip a room upside down in an instant because he is what we call, trippin. He’s funny when he doesn’t try, but he could push the limits because he doesn’t wanna hear anyone else’s voice, and he might have a Modelo or two from time to time so your voice doesn’t annoy him… He also loves to send corny messages to family group chats which are funny, sometimes. Somehow, all the girls love him! He can make you any plate better than the restaurant did, but if you touch the charger you die. I think we’ll just end on that note…
Vasken by Laurie Smith June 18, 2021
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Valken
Anti-vasker
Anti-vasker by HereticWife August 21, 2021
vashen
A person who knowingly and willingly spreads STDSor sexually transmitted infections to other people.
Example 1:“My aunt has to get a blood test for HIV because a vashen ran up to her in the street and stuck her with a needle,” said Sally.
Example 2: Brian was a vashen because secretly, he knew he had Herpes but did not want to ruin the night by telling his date that he is infected. Instead, he chose his pleasure over her health and safety.
Example 2: Brian was a vashen because secretly, he knew he had Herpes but did not want to ruin the night by telling his date that he is infected. Instead, he chose his pleasure over her health and safety.
Valkenburg Mirror
The act of masterbation while watching a reflection of yourself preform the act. Most commonly this is purpotrated in a hotel room in front of a mirror.
*door opens*
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...
Valkenburg Mirror by Mark Murray - WOW Champion December 22, 2008
Valkennzie
Valkennzie
A girl that is very pretty and outgoing and loud! If you don't notice her she will make herself be noticeable to you. Doesn't rely on a man. She can be the bestest friend you had.
A girl that is very pretty and outgoing and loud! If you don't notice her she will make herself be noticeable to you. Doesn't rely on a man. She can be the bestest friend you had.
Valkennzie by Ily July 25, 2014
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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