valkenborg

a legendary clan full of strong sexy people

you must be part of the valkenborgs

valkenborg by etneyhn4n4ueumey December 8, 2016

Valkenburg Mirror 

The act of masterbation while watching a reflection of yourself preform the act. Most commonly this is purpotrated in a hotel room in front of a mirror.

*door opens*
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...

Valkenburg Mirror by Mark Murray - WOW Champion December 22, 2008

Valkenburg 

A penis the size of a toothpick when 100% erect, also meaning "gay" or "queer", can also mean no penis at all.

"Man! Don't whip out that Valkenburg! Its discusting!"

Valkenburg by Brandon V December 14, 2008

Valkinburg 

Valkinburg is a very racist, neo-nazi, catlyst, arsonist, firefighting loving bastard, also known as a KD.

See Valkinburg he's a cheese burger stealin man

Wow. I see it

Valkinburg by RAVEN9999 March 30, 2024