vanderzwan

A type of Ukrainian prostitute targeting mentally challenged midgets. Notorious for sexually transmitted diseases, large families and gross amounts of pubic hair. Skilled in chemistry, oral sex, and French.

You're so desperate all you can get is a Vanderzwan!

vanderzwan by Eat whaat? November 2, 2011

vandershank 

The nickname given to Mike Vanderjagt, kicker of the Indianapolis Colts.
He was given this nickname due to the horribly shanked (missed to the right) field goal that would have forced overtime in the AFC divisional game of Colts vs Steelers.

He is now known as the kicker who can't kick under pressure, or Vandershank. He has also had previous experiances in missing game-crucial fieldgoals.

"I can't believe he missed the field goal! Well, at least Vandershank is the Cowboys' problem now."

"Yeah, I'd rather have Vinatieri anyway."

vandershank by crunk-juice September 5, 2008

Vanderwallen Squeegee 

The act of emptying out a used condom so that it can be re-worn by a second male, usually for use on the same woman.

Example #1 Tyler and Jeremy didn't have enough rubbers to both do her, so they pulled a Vanderwallen Squeegee.

Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar.

Vanderwallen Squeegee by Bob Madden August 21, 2007

Grace VanderWaal 

The winner of AGT last season, super raspy voice and super famous.

"Hey, I just listened to Grace Vanderwaal's new song."

Grace VanderWaal by Taylor Swuft June 14, 2018

VanderZand 

Sub-Urban Slang for a fat and pathetic loser. Additional uses for VanderZand refer to those who frequently wear tacky silk shirts or those who constantly whine and complain.

Look at that VanderZand in the corner! What a fat ugly bastard! Did he dress in the dark? Look at that purple silk shirt!

VanderZand by I am Arby April 7, 2009

Grace Vanderwaal 

12 year old ukuleleist sensation who was called the next ''Taylor Swift'' by Simon Cowell. Howie Mandel said she is going to be bigger than Taylor Swift. Grace sings her own original music. She is the WINNER of season 11 of America's Got Talent.

Sorry I was late I've been watching Grace Vanderwaal sing SHE IS CRAZY GOOD

Grace Vanderwaal by Ayeeeeee51515 September 17, 2016

Vanderwalling 

When you and your girl fuck so hard babies immediately start pouring out

AJ: dude I boned that girl so hard that she started vanderwalling everywhere. The skies turned black and welfare checks poured down all around us
Bro: Did you touch the butt

Vanderwalling by BasedFob May 8, 2014