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vanderzwan

A type of Ukrainian prostitute targeting mentally challenged midgets. Notorious for sexually transmitted diseases, large families and gross amounts of pubic hair. Skilled in chemistry, oral sex, and French.
You're so desperate all you can get is a Vanderzwan!
by Eat whaat? November 2, 2011
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vandershank

The nickname given to Mike Vanderjagt, kicker of the Indianapolis Colts.
He was given this nickname due to the horribly shanked (missed to the right) field goal that would have forced overtime in the AFC divisional game of Colts vs Steelers.

He is now known as the kicker who can't kick under pressure, or Vandershank. He has also had previous experiances in missing game-crucial fieldgoals.
"I can't believe he missed the field goal! Well, at least Vandershank is the Cowboys' problem now."

"Yeah, I'd rather have Vinatieri anyway."
by crunk-juice September 5, 2008
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Vanderwallen Squeegee

The act of emptying out a used condom so that it can be re-worn by a second male, usually for use on the same woman.
Example #1 Tyler and Jeremy didn't have enough rubbers to both do her, so they pulled a Vanderwallen Squeegee.

Example #2 Pulling a Vanderwallen Squeegee is still safer than going bareback when you're tagging a cougar.
by Bob Madden August 21, 2007
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Grace VanderWaal

The winner of AGT last season, super raspy voice and super famous.
"Hey, I just listened to Grace Vanderwaal's new song."
by Taylor Swuft June 14, 2018
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VanderZand

Sub-Urban Slang for a fat and pathetic loser. Additional uses for VanderZand refer to those who frequently wear tacky silk shirts or those who constantly whine and complain.
Look at that VanderZand in the corner! What a fat ugly bastard! Did he dress in the dark? Look at that purple silk shirt!
by I am Arby April 7, 2009
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Grace Vanderwaal

12 year old ukuleleist sensation who was called the next ''Taylor Swift'' by Simon Cowell. Howie Mandel said she is going to be bigger than Taylor Swift. Grace sings her own original music. She is the WINNER of season 11 of America's Got Talent.
Sorry I was late I've been watching Grace Vanderwaal sing SHE IS CRAZY GOOD
by Ayeeeeee51515 September 17, 2016
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Vanderwalling

When you and your girl fuck so hard babies immediately start pouring out
AJ: dude I boned that girl so hard that she started vanderwalling everywhere. The skies turned black and welfare checks poured down all around us
Bro: Did you touch the butt
by BasedFob May 8, 2014
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