Vanderland 

A place of mystery, a place of wonder, a place of relaxation. Most people can't see Vanderland, and don't even know when they are there... Some say its alot like the Bermuda Triangle, 5 minutes in Vanderland is actually 2 hours...

Q: - Where did Mr. Arabia go?
A: - He said he would be back in 5 minutes, it's been 2 hours now...he must be in Vanderland.

Vanderland by Justyn Credible February 22, 2008

VanderZand 

Sub-Urban Slang for a fat and pathetic loser. Additional uses for VanderZand refer to those who frequently wear tacky silk shirts or those who constantly whine and complain.

Look at that VanderZand in the corner! What a fat ugly bastard! Did he dress in the dark? Look at that purple silk shirt!

VanderZand by I am Arby April 7, 2009

Vanderblunder 

The result of any action that is an exact opposite of the desired effect.

"Telling your wife what you really thought about her figure was quite a vanderblunder."

"Why did you send Bruce outside to fix the leak? He's just going to turn it into a vanderblunder."

Vanderblunder by Fartgod August 30, 2011

Wanderland 

1. a mindful place of happy thoughts. The feeling of rainbows, unicorns, green rolling hills and fresh air.
2. to wander through land.
3. the name of a Kelis album

1. wow, this thrift store is a vintage wanderland.

2. Hawaii is a wanderland of peace and tranquility.

Wanderland by GreenEggs June 12, 2012

vanderlay industries 

a fake company that people claim to work for to sound exciting

girl: so where do you work?
guy(who is lying he is realer unemployed): vanderlay industries! i am an architect. willu go out with me?
girl: yes, yes i will

vanderlay industries by tinytom November 5, 2006

Vanderlinde 

Last name of someone who always has a plan and is very charismatic.

Dutch Vanderlinde always has a plan

Vanderlinde by YourMomsCatsDog September 9, 2021

Markus Vanderlinde 

A simp. He/she respects women and always does what they ask. Even if women are wrong he always agrees with them. He buys women close then gets capped with the "Thank you bro" when he's trying to get out of the friend zone.

Markus Vanderlinde just bought that girl a hoodie and she said "thank you bro", apparently he's been trying to smash for years but he's still a Virgin and a major SIMP.

Markus Vanderlinde by TheDefinitionOfHugeCocks May 4, 2020