vandershank

The nickname given to Mike Vanderjagt, kicker of the Indianapolis Colts.
He was given this nickname due to the horribly shanked (missed to the right) field goal that would have forced overtime in the AFC divisional game of Colts vs Steelers.

He is now known as the kicker who can't kick under pressure, or Vandershank. He has also had previous experiances in missing game-crucial fieldgoals.

"I can't believe he missed the field goal! Well, at least Vandershank is the Cowboys' problem now."

"Yeah, I'd rather have Vinatieri anyway."

by crunk-juice September 5, 2008

VanDerSmack

A potentially deadly hit from an angry Dutchman.

Bill vandersmacked Bob this morning for showing up late to work. Tomorrow is Bob's funeral.

by Im ready for the meat June 16, 2010

gandershank

Cock..tool..member, preferably male in origin.

Hey Timmy, your mom was severely peepin' my gandershank when I came to pick up your little sister yesterday.

by staticeat August 30, 2005

vanderstank

A new age corporate cult of discordian observance, suspected of brainwashing their employees and drinking their blood.

Improve your life in countless ways. Join the Vanderstank family today.

by Vanderleaks Official May 2, 2017

Vanderspunk

A rare form of premature ejaculation found in the caveman era.

I vanderspunked all over that bitch.

by Scott Outram October 18, 2008