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A French neologism. It is formed from the words "vagin" (female genital organ) and "pet" (fart).

Designates an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal flatulence.

It is the translation of the word "queef", or literally "vagifart".
Alors qu'il la pénétrait dans la position de la levrette, elle fit un vagipet, signe que son gros membre avait bien dilaté sa chatte bien serrée.
vagipet by whynotcoconut June 24, 2017
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Disease in which a dude is being a little bitch
Nic didn't want to go out for drinks with his brothers because he was suffering from a bad case of vagibetes.
Vagibetes by teamfunsome June 9, 2018
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Vagipotamus 

A water mammal indegenous to Africa.
A wrinkly, musty, dry vagina.
The tour guide gestured to the tourist's right and pointed out a vagipotamus.
Vagipotamus by King Leo April 28, 2008
Lifting a wussy amount of weight at the gym
- That guy is only squating 45 pounds.
- Ah, he must be doing a vagiset.
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Anxiety exclusively expressed by ridiculously feminine or anti-masculine individuals.
Bridget always has more severe vagiety around any male counterparts.
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vaginetta 

A woman who steals another woman's boyfriend purely to have sex with him and to enhance her own ego.
I wouldn't introduce your boyfriend to her. She's a vaginetta for sure.
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Vagipotamous 

A big fat bitch that thinks she is the hottest thing in the room. (Usually not the case). Often having an inflated ego twice the size of the sausage casing she is oozing out of.
Snooki is a f*ckin Vagipotamous!!!!!
Vagipotamous by DDT4U February 25, 2011
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