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vaginese 

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.
My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.
vaginese by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021

vaginese 

When you go down on your lady and try to talk at the same time... it sounds as if you’re speaking Vaginese. You might as well be speaking Chinese.
My wife couldn’t understand anything that I was saying while performing cunnilingus. She said it sounded as if I was speaking Vaginese.
vaginese by Chucktastic68 June 13, 2021

Vaginese 

people who live the country Vagina
"The Vaginese are coming"-Father Dougal McGuire
Vaginese by Haxer122 October 29, 2023

Vagicaster 

When a woman plays air guitar with one leg up on a chair and strums between her legs.
Melanie was at the bar the other night, she was so drunk she was playing her vagicaster to the live music.

Vagineer 

The Engineer class from Team Fortress 2 that has a mouth that looks like a woman's vagina, speaks backwards, and usually is seen in gmod videos.
Team Fortress 2 gmod vagnia Engineer Vagineer
Vagineer by DohEntertainment February 28, 2010

vaginese  

The Language of the Humans who are born with a vagina. Its almost impossible to be understood by the opposite sex.
Example;

(Day 1)

My GF: Do you know how much i love you?
me: mhm(in confusion)

(Day 2)

My GF: I... I.. I hate you so much
me: mhm.(in confusion)

If anyone of you find a course in vaginese Please let me know.(no Transsexual operations, dumb ass!!!)
Atleast the chinese language has an alphabet...
vaginese by Siththa G January 19, 2008
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