Vaginista
Vaginista by The Vaginista January 5, 2010
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Vaginista
A man that pretends that he will only have sex with a woman who's vagina is "just so," when in reality, he probably hasn't had sex in years if ever.
Brad: "ugh... too much hair is SICK! I don't want to fuck a dirty, tick infested rat's nest!!"
Brad's Buddy: "mmmm-hmmmm."
Brad: "and what about that roast beef? DISGUSTING!! What the hell ARE those flip-flaps, anyway?!?!"
Brad's Buddy: "I couldn't say, Brad."
Brad: "Trim and tight, nothing but the slit showing, that's all I'll fuck, man!"
Brad's Buddy: "You're kind of a Vaginista, Brad."
Brad: "What?"
Brad's Buddy: "mmmm-hmmmm."
Brad: "and what about that roast beef? DISGUSTING!! What the hell ARE those flip-flaps, anyway?!?!"
Brad's Buddy: "I couldn't say, Brad."
Brad: "Trim and tight, nothing but the slit showing, that's all I'll fuck, man!"
Brad's Buddy: "You're kind of a Vaginista, Brad."
Brad: "What?"
Vaginista by cowboythecat April 25, 2009
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Vaginismus
Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."
Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons
Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons
Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus
Vaginismus by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019
Retinal Vaginitis
Uncontrollable staring at a hot piece of ass.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
Causes; Lululemon, bikinis, full lips, shiny hair, high heels, perky breasts, tight ass, short shorts and or a cute smile.
Symptoms include; tunnel vision, sudden rapid heart beat, shortness of breath, sweating, swelling of the penis, loss of cognition and lucid daydreaming.
Complications include; crashing your car, getting slapped by your girlfriend, whiplash, fear and loathing, masturbation and downing multiple shots of Tequila in a feeble effort to gain the courage to talk to her.
Transmission occurs primarily at bars, beaches and the mall but can and does occur almost anywhere.
After the crash Brad's doctor diagnosed him with Acute Retinal Vaginitis and he was found "not a fault"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
The stalking charges were dropped after it was found the the defendant suffered from Chronic Retinal Vaginitis.
"Sorry honey, I didn't mean to stare at her, my Retinal Vaginitis flared up again!"
Retinal Vaginitis by whatstheword August 12, 2012
Vaginester
Figurative language, meant for someone whom a person detests
ie:A stupid bitch. A whore, slut, skank, etc.
ie:A stupid bitch. A whore, slut, skank, etc.
Vaginester by xXcHuNk$Xx June 22, 2009
vaginatarian
- yo donturius is chu tryin to get some cheeseburgers right quick
-absolutley not, I'm a strict vaginatarian, I'll be eating at your mom's house tonight
-absolutley not, I'm a strict vaginatarian, I'll be eating at your mom's house tonight
vaginatarian by Flowaz in da buildin January 1, 2010