by The Vaginista January 05, 2010
A man that pretends that he will only have sex with a woman who's vagina is "just so," when in reality, he probably hasn't had sex in years if ever.
Brad: "ugh... too much hair is SICK! I don't want to fuck a dirty, tick infested rat's nest!!"
Brad's Buddy: "mmmm-hmmmm."
Brad: "and what about that roast beef? DISGUSTING!! What the hell ARE those flip-flaps, anyway?!?!"
Brad's Buddy: "I couldn't say, Brad."
Brad: "Trim and tight, nothing but the slit showing, that's all I'll fuck, man!"
Brad's Buddy: "You're kind of a Vaginista, Brad."
Brad: "What?"
Brad's Buddy: "mmmm-hmmmm."
Brad: "and what about that roast beef? DISGUSTING!! What the hell ARE those flip-flaps, anyway?!?!"
Brad's Buddy: "I couldn't say, Brad."
Brad: "Trim and tight, nothing but the slit showing, that's all I'll fuck, man!"
Brad's Buddy: "You're kind of a Vaginista, Brad."
Brad: "What?"
by cowboythecat April 24, 2009
by Jason74 April 28, 2008
Apr 21 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

