Vaginismal

\va-gin-is-mul\

adj: The resultant negative outcome when a man loses his better judgment due to the presence of a woman or her wiles. Akin to whipped or pussy whipped, but existing outside of the context of a relationship or obligation.

Jeff didn't go out to celebrate his friend's birthday because Denise showed up. All the men agreed, this was a most vaginismal outcome.

by Trevor Fink January 16, 2009

Vaginismus

Involuntary muscle contractions of the pelvic floor muscles. Treatment options vary, most common is PT through a pelvic floor or sex therapist.
Common symptoms are painful intercourse or being completely unable to have intercourse, "hitting a wall."

Mary: Oh no I started my period, do you have a pad?
Jane: No but here use one of my tampons

Mary: I cant use tampons I have vaginismus

by Fltterflutter September 12, 2019

vaginismus

an involunary contraction of the muscles of the vagina during intercourse.

"Elroy thought he wuz about to git his dick pinched off when Linda's muff slamed shut on him."

by J E. Walker May 9, 2003

vaganimals

(noun) creatures whom live within a vajungle, commonly known as crabs.

i ain't touchin that shit....she's got vaganimals!

by debbie downer May 12, 2008

Vaginista

Some one having exceptional knowledge of, fondness for and ability with vaginas.

He wasn't just a vagenius. He proved his ability over and over. He was a vaginista

by The Vaginista January 5, 2010

Vaganimal

A; a vagina animal. As in one who is an animal(or crazy for) for vagina, not as in an animal who lives within the confines of the vagina.

My boyfriend wants to have sex with me 5 times a day, hes a real vaganimal.

Viagra turned my husband into a vaganimal. All he does is sit around on our couch, draw vaginas, and even sometimes TALKS to my vagina. It is as if I do not exist anymore, like I am a walking, working, talking Vagina. Welcome to the married life.

by Danger Mojo May 16, 2010

Vaginista

A man that pretends that he will only have sex with a woman who's vagina is "just so," when in reality, he probably hasn't had sex in years if ever.

Brad: "ugh... too much hair is SICK! I don't want to fuck a dirty, tick infested rat's nest!!"

Brad's Buddy: "mmmm-hmmmm."

Brad: "and what about that roast beef? DISGUSTING!! What the hell ARE those flip-flaps, anyway?!?!"

Brad's Buddy: "I couldn't say, Brad."

Brad: "Trim and tight, nothing but the slit showing, that's all I'll fuck, man!"

Brad's Buddy: "You're kind of a Vaginista, Brad."

Brad: "What?"

by cowboythecat April 25, 2009