waffle's definitions

snuggly

A measure of the warmth and comfort gained from an object if it were to be snuggle hugged.

That crocodile is not very snuggly.
That teddy bear is very snuggly.

by waffle November 3, 2003

Fear

Stems from stupidity, leads to anger.

I am afraid of supporting liberty as it will make it difficult to avoid being killed by the government.

by waffle November 12, 2003

childbirth

Process of giving birth to humans.

End product of sex.

Intense physical pain followed by warmth and love.

Used by artists as an example of the link between disgust, emotion and life.

Aww a baby, you forgot to wipe that placenta off.

by waffle September 7, 2003

jummi

German for yummi

dies schweiser ist jummi.

by waffle December 2, 2003

honeytrap

A government which promises poor people the money of the rich if the help them in a bloody coupe, after which the peasants find themselves under the heel of a totalitarian regime and are unable to do anything about it.

USSR, China, Cuba, ceausescu etc

by waffle November 26, 2003

steam engine

First utilisation of the link between industry, science, wealth and progress.

Product of western civilisation that the chinese, oddly, did not create despite 600 years of peace and 3 times as much population.

The rocket (first train)

by waffle October 13, 2003

jahovas witness

A person who enjoys taking off his trousers and forcing his ass into people's faces, then running away laughing immaturely. They are allowed to do this under the false pretense that they are a religious groups, they use the media to help portray this image.

I was walking along one day and I was approached by a jahova's witness claiming he wanted to preach to me, I knew that he really wanted to beat me up and press his butt onto my face, so I kicked the **** out of him before he could do anything. I was put on trial for assault, but managed to turn the court around by mentionning that he was a jahova's witness and gain £30000 after sueing the homosexual for libel.

by waffle April 8, 2004