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Vaginester 

Figurative language, meant for someone whom a person detests

ie:A stupid bitch. A whore, slut, skank, etc.
Steph: Do you know that girl CoCo?

Chunks: Ewww! she's a fucking vaginester!
Vaginester by xXcHuNk$Xx June 22, 2009
Short for 'vagina inept'

Meaning: Someone who is impaired with any activity involving the vagina.
Rosie: I Can't get this tampon in, I fail at life :(
Mary: Bitch, you're so vaginept it's not funny.

Llama: Which part is the clitoris again?
Jane: Damn Llama you are vaginept.
vaginept by Loadx November 9, 2006

Vaginocentric 

The unbridled pursuit, acquisition, and conquering of another's vagina.
The man (or women) is vaginocentric
Vaginocentric by dfhdsfh September 25, 2009

vaginephrine

a synthetic hormone that is injected to a male friend to counteract vagaphalactic shock. Instantly returns subject to state of 'not being a pussy'.
Foreman was quickly deterioating into vagaphalactic shock when his girlfriend called and asked him to come home early from his poker game. Luckily we were able to hit him with 200cc of vaginephrine before his balls completely shrunk to oblivion.
vaginephrine by mike mike May 15, 2006

vaginetta 

A woman who steals another woman's boyfriend purely to have sex with him and to enhance her own ego.
I wouldn't introduce your boyfriend to her. She's a vaginetta for sure.
vaginetta by bagitbabe October 9, 2008

Vaginocentrist 

1. A woman or man who has a lofty opinion of the female gender as a whole.

2. One who believes women are superior to men.

3. A women's rights activist.
A "vaginocentrist" is any woman or man who, even on occasion will make a statement similar to that of the one below:

"for a woman no. id like to see a man try to do that. did i mention i have soooo many clothes my laundry is literally over 20 pounds"

With the implication that women are superior to men.
Vaginocentrist by SpongeBab June 28, 2012
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Oblication 

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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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