The act of giving a woman's vagina proper attention before an intimate act.

The equivalent to wining and dining a girl (dinner, movie)
"wooing" of the vag.

Don't just stick it in, give me some vagmance first.

vagmance by knithappens October 25, 2011

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Vagmance

You know when two of your guy friends have that "special bond" (no homo). This is called a "bromance." A vagmance is the female version of a bromance.

AD: awww, i love you A
AY: i love you too!
AY: whats the word for a girl version of a bromance? bc i think we are involved in one right now hahaha
AD: we are definitely in a vagmance.

Vagmance by goodmorninghaters July 18, 2011

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Vagranted

A visual effect that blurs the screen caused by the N-Bomb or fists in the video game Perfect Dark for the N64. The effect originates in the game vagrant story but is most used in games that allow the player to inflict this status onto another player in deathmatch.

During a death match game in Perfect Dark

Dustin: Haha I just picked up the N-Bomb!

Nick: Hell no! You better not vagrant me!

Nick is hit by the N-Bomb

Dustin: You just got vagranted bitch!!

Vagranted by ManotornsPrim February 9, 2014

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vagmance

The female equivalent of a bromance; an exceptional but platonic relationship between two women.

Rosemary: Hey, I'm sorry, I have to call off our date- Vivian needs me.
Man 1: Okay, I guess.
Man 2: Dude, they are having such a vagmance.

vagmance by zelenskaya January 24, 2010

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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