Vatu's definitions

cloisterfuck

A set of things gone wrong that somehow involves the church.

Johan didn't get that bishopship because of all that backstabbing. What a cloisterfuck.

by Vatu November 19, 2022

cocktail blank

The expression on your face as you pretend to be engaged with someone but in fact are listening to a more important conversation.

I was trying to tell her some important stuff but Becky was just cocktail blanking me !

by Vatu November 28, 2018

Beerslave

A person (often a friend) engaged on an ad hoc basis to perform a specific, often menial task within a larger project and compensated in beer after completion of the task.

Well, we had an engineer, some carpenters and of course Jack and John as the beerslaves helped out quite a bit.

by Vatu June 24, 2019

vagrance

The smell of a homeless person.

"After the bums were forced to vacate the building, there was a vagrance in the air for some days."

by Vatu July 21, 2019

Glockdown

At around day 20 of the lockdown, when the pistols come out.

It was a total glockdown of the city.

by Vatu April 28, 2020

pride

A group of homosexuals

We saw the pride of homos from across the street

by Vatu August 1, 2019

cashhole

A maniac billionaire who calls an all-staff meeting at 1 am on Sunday.

The guy is a real cashhole with no regard of his employees' time.

by Vatu May 2, 2021