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Vagenda
vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda
(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
Vagenda by Dani. Definition by Lauren. December 3, 2010
Vagenda
“It’s all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda!”
Vagenda by reddoornumberone December 4, 2010
vagentacles
The metaphysical tentacles that creep from a nasty vagina and grab and devour the unwilling. typically found in especially stinky, disease ridden, vaginas, these tentacles can be fatal and most always result in some irreparable damage (to the psyche).
"Halford was never seen again after he fell into the clutches of Prudences vagentacles."
"She was fired from the bakery for tendrilling the customers with her vagentacles."
"'You wanna taste it?' she asked, presenting her vagentacles."
"She was fired from the bakery for tendrilling the customers with her vagentacles."
"'You wanna taste it?' she asked, presenting her vagentacles."
vagentacles by prof. lingfist December 16, 2008
Vagenda
A series of tasks a woman carries out with her vagina in order to ensure the success of her plans. Also used by the fabulous Walter Bishop in FRINGE when he and his son discovered his son was sleeping with the alternate universe version of his love.
"It's all because of that temptress! She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell RIGHT into her vagenda." - Walter Bishop from FRINGE
Vagenda by FloatingRadio December 4, 2010
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