5 on it

Usually said when purchasing a nick of weed which generally costs $5.

If you've got a nick I've got 5 on it, dawg

by Gwarg March 4, 2004

qbasic

1) One of the easiest to learn programming languages, usually taught in early courses of computer programming.

2) Also, one of the most fun to use for musical and graphical enjoyment.

1) As a freshman in high school we learned how to program in Qbasic!

2) To annoy the teacher I created ring tones using Qbasic... and was suspended for 5 days...

by Gwarg March 4, 2004

gwarg

A term used to describe a person or persons who are easily frustrated by minor tasks, or trivial jobs.

He never wants to do anything, and I'll never get him to take out the trash, Mike is such a gwarg!

by Gwarg March 4, 2004

xperimentology

The science of experiments and dashes of creativity.

Through xperimentology the world is making itself... a better place.

by Gwarg March 4, 2004

piety

Being devoted; Especially in religion. It can also mean devotion and reverence to your parents.

I exhibit piety with every devout act, thought, or statement I make.

by Gwarg March 4, 2004

Jodi

Construction worker generic name for the guy who bangs your wife while you are out of town working.

Guy 1: Man, my wife keeps wanting extra money.

Guy 2: Well, yeh, Jodi gets hungry, too!

by gwarg December 22, 2014

compi

A slang term for a person who is computer illiterate.

Old man Jenkins thought there was something terribly wrong with his computer, and I found out that he just hadn't turned it on.... he's such a compi!

by Gwarg March 5, 2004