1) An award given to someone for merely participating, even if them and competition are concepts that shouldn't exist in the same realm.
2) A nickname for someone that ranks well below a bronze medal in terms of coolness.

Get me a damn soda, ribbon.

ribbon by Awesome February 13, 2005

Related Words

ribbon • Ribboned • ribbon and bow • ribbon burner • Ribbon Chaser • ribbon cunting • ribbon cutter • Ribbon Cutting • Ribbon Legs • ribbon-patriot

Ribbon

when someone sends you a long angry text after acting like whatever fight you had was over and no big deal.

I can’t belive that Gina could send me a ribbon! how rude!

Ribbon by ok.miss.me.with.that July 8, 2018

ribbon

rich daddie's girls who are prude shits. Ribbons are seen roaming the halls of Holton, Ncs, and holy child. They wear their polo collars up and long, cotton skirts. Their hair is in a side ponytail or bun on top of their heads.

Wow, that ribbon over there is really messed up looking.

ribbon by slut- non ribbon July 30, 2004

ribbon

An essential item to the life of a girl who is remotely self respecting. Ribbons are spotted mostly in private schools, but primarily Walt Whitman High School in Bethesda Maryland. Popular colors or styles are pinked, green, polka-dotted, and striped.

Girl 1: OMG let's go to Bruce's!
Mom: Are you doing an art project?
Girl 2: NO! We need ribbons!

ribbon by i<3ath March 24, 2005

ribbon

A lot of 12 elves.; There are twelve elves to a ribbon;

Santa called and said he needed a ribbon of elves by friday.

ribbon by Jack Baptist April 12, 2025

ribbon burner

ribbon burner is a type of gas burner that shoots flame straight up as apposed to an inshot burner that shoots flame horizontally these burners are natural draft burners requires no fan to work are used in older furnaces and heaters also on ovens grills and other appliances

customer what type of burners are these on my furnace they shoot flame straight up and theres no draft inducer fan

furnaceman these burners on your furnace are are ribbon burners natural draft burners they shoot flame straight up and require no draft inducer fan to work

customer i did not realize that pretty awesome

furnaceman now you know how ribbon burners work

ribbon burner by littlejimmie April 5, 2019

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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