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vagaritto 

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(vaj-i-rito. rhymes with "burrito")
when a woman takes a frozen burrito out of the freezer, and heats it up to perfection by sticking it into her vagina. If she is able to have an orgasm by doing this, this is called a "burritagasm".
Guy- "damnit, i'm so hungry, but i can't get anything to heat up this burrito!
Girl- "hold on, i'll give you a vagaritto."
Guy- "that's disgusting. but that burritagasm you're having is kinda sexy"
vagaritto by Lkreyna2 April 2, 2008
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vagritto 

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When a girl re-wires her digestive track so her excretion comes out her vagina. Then she eats a burrito, and when she is excreting it, a man eats it out of her vagina.
"Man your breath smells"
"Yeah man, I just got done eating an intense vagritto"
vagritto by ritttto September 23, 2011
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Something a women sticks up her vagina, is very similar to a suppository
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Noun

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2. A vessel for vaginal secretions.
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A cigarette that is inhaled through the vagina.
Yo girl let me get a drag of that vagarette.

Big Bertha loves the edge that few vagarettes give.
Vagarette by Peanut Butter BJS March 10, 2023
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