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Vagitation

Rich: So how was the girl you met off of Craigslist Casusal encounters?

Mike: She was crazy and the worst case of vagitation I've ever seen.
Vagitation by moonminer December 13, 2007

Vagitron 

A man or woman who exhibit an infatuation with or an almost machine like quest for pussy.
The bass player in that band is a total Vagitron
Vagitron by ClayAdams March 15, 2009

vagitronic 

originating from the german "tipronic" this is an "manually shifted" automatic transmission for pussies that can't drive stick.
"So did your girlfriend get the 5 speed?"
"No, she got that assy vagitronic"
vagitronic by Jeff October 29, 2004

vagitation

Pubic hair surrounding the vagina.
She has thick vagitation.
vagitation by Vagillionaire May 30, 2009

vagitation

The quantity and quality of vagina at a party or location.
Aaron: This party is a total sausage fest.

Sam: yea, the vagitation is weak.
vagitation by Sam_ July 12, 2006

Vagitation

Vagitation: 1. Any number of common physical manifestations of emotional disturbance seen most frequently in personality-disordered women; often misdiagnosed as restless leg syndrome, irritable bowel syndrome, and chronic fatigue syndrome.

2. The withdrawal experienced in the absence of sufficient bumps-to-the-vag; horniness.
1. "Patient presents with unrelenting vagitation following the discontinuation of her Xanax."

2. "Well what did you expect, Frank? I've been vagitating since your back surgery; I had to get my vag bumped somewhere!"
Vagitation by brsmith23 June 10, 2010
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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