uprit 

Uprit is a way of sex

Wife: can we do sex?
Husband: sure that is uprit

uprit by Uprit May 24, 2021

Beta Uprising 

A meme on the /r9k/ board on 4chan mostly used by incels and robots.

When virgin posters post about a so called beta uprising they are mostly being ironic however some posters do use the meme unironically because of genuine hate towards chads and stacies.

The beta uprising must happen now reeeee

Beta Uprising by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 27, 2022

Uritov Cocktail 

A bottle that is urinated into by a long-haul trucker as he is driving and then thrown out the window.

Joe Bob threw a uritov cocktail out his window and splashed into the State Trooper's open window, getting him arrested.

Uritov Cocktail by connorsji May 8, 2008

upright reverse kanga 

Similar to the reverse kanga, the upright reverse kanga involves defecating in a toilet, preferably someone else's, in an elvated version of the reverse kanga postion. The defecator achieves this by:

1. facing the back wall of the toilet cubicle and placing their feet on top of the cistern lid
2. bracing themself against the ceiling with their hands; and
3. squatting and aiming for the bowl.

The upright reverse kanga is best performed with the seat up to maximise the target area.

Karlos: I've never seen the upright reverse kanga pulled off, but i'm pretty sure it's possible.

Bine: Grubba could pull it off.

Grubba: More rum and I'll have a go.

Bine: Mud butt would definitely help!! Go for a touchdown!!

upright reverse kanga by the rompster June 11, 2011

ubrito 

A contraction for uber and burito. An ubrito is that perfect combination of ingredients resulting in an uber burito.

I went to Taco Bell last night an had an AWESOME ubrito!

ubrito by RobbyPants August 3, 2007

Upright Citizens Brigade 

Also known as "UCB." Improv comedy group/school in NYC. Had their own TV show for a while which kicked ass.

The UCB are responsible for such great things as Ass Pennies, The Poo Stick, The Hole in the Sheet, Captain Lunatic, Bong Boy, Thunderball, Supercool, The Bucket of Truth, and The Little Donny Foundation.

Their school has launched many a comedian onto an unsuspecting public, including Rob Corddry and Ed Helms of "The Daily Show."

(This was the intro to the show)

From the dawn of civilization they have existed in order to undermine it.

"Our only enemy is the status quo. Our only friend is chaos."

They have no government ties and unlimited resources.

"When something goes wrong, we are the cause."

Every corner of this Earth is under their surveillance.

"If you do it, we see it. Always.
We believe the powerful should be made less powerful.
We have heard the voice of society, begging us to destabilize it.
Antione. Colby. Trotter. Adair.
We are the Upright Citizens Brigade."

Upright Citizens Brigade by Colby October 18, 2004

uritza 

any fat bisexual girl who has a thing for ugly men and ugly women.

oh my god is that a uritza hanging out wif Lindsay Lohan!?

uritza by MickOO November 13, 2007