RobbyPants's definitions

gorilla math

Bad math. Very crude, bad math, often performed by someone who thinks they know what they're doing.

(From Rounders)

Mike: "So, what do you owe him?"

Worm: "I don't know, by his crazy fuckin' gorilla math... like fifteen."

by RobbyPants August 15, 2007

speed holes

Holes you put in the hood of your car with a pickaxe to (supposedly) make it go faster. These holes may also be installed via sniper fire.

Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor?

Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster.

Ned: Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use some

by RobbyPants May 30, 2008

streeter

Having a 9 and a 2 in a poker hand, particularly in Texas Hold'em.

I can't believe you stayed on a Streeter!

by RobbyPants July 23, 2007

bince

Noun: a derogatory name for a person, implying weakness, insignificance, and/or stupidity.

Verb: to strike or engage in sexual intercourse.

I can't believe you thought that was a good movie you bince!

I'm totally going to bince your face!

by RobbyPants January 10, 2008

tvtropes

A website loaded with hyperlinks, guaranteed to trap the view for hours, especially if viewing with a tabbed browser.

I followed this link to TVTropes and was stuck there for hours. Each link I clicked on ended up leading to me clicking five more!

by RobbyPants September 3, 2009

ubrito

A contraction for uber and burito. An ubrito is that perfect combination of ingredients resulting in an uber burito.

I went to Taco Bell last night an had an AWESOME ubrito!

by RobbyPants August 3, 2007

half cocked

Acting on assumptions or partial information.

Based on old firearms, that if not fully cocked (thus half cocked), would not fire.

You've only heard his side of the story! You can't go running around half cocked spreading rumors about her!

by RobbyPants June 27, 2007