RobbyPants's definitions

tvtropes

A website loaded with hyperlinks, guaranteed to trap the view for hours, especially if viewing with a tabbed browser.

I followed this link to TVTropes and was stuck there for hours. Each link I clicked on ended up leading to me clicking five more!

by RobbyPants September 3, 2009

streeter

Having a 9 and a 2 in a poker hand, particularly in Texas Hold'em.

I can't believe you stayed on a Streeter!

by RobbyPants July 23, 2007

gorilla math

Bad math. Very crude, bad math, often performed by someone who thinks they know what they're doing.

(From Rounders)

Mike: "So, what do you owe him?"

Worm: "I don't know, by his crazy fuckin' gorilla math... like fifteen."

by RobbyPants August 15, 2007

pay the piper

To pay a price that you deem high or unfair, but failing to pay the price often results in dire consequences.

Based on the story of the Pied Piper, who removed the rats from a town, and when not paid, he took their children instead!

Don't you know the Mafia collects protection here? If you want to run a business in this town, you have to pay the piper.

by RobbyPants June 21, 2007

buzzkillington

The name given to a buzzkill.

"I think you've had enough."

"Thanks for the advice, Buzzkillington."

by RobbyPants September 21, 2011

speed holes

Holes you put in the hood of your car with a pickaxe to (supposedly) make it go faster. These holes may also be installed via sniper fire.

Ned: Whatcha diddely-doin', neighbor?

Homer: Aw, putting speed holes in my car. Makes it go faster.

Ned: Is that so? Well, gee, maybe the old Flanders-mobile could use some

by RobbyPants May 30, 2008

bince

Noun: a derogatory name for a person, implying weakness, insignificance, and/or stupidity.

Verb: to strike or engage in sexual intercourse.

I can't believe you thought that was a good movie you bince!

I'm totally going to bince your face!

by RobbyPants January 10, 2008