pay the piper

To pay a price that you deem high or unfair, but failing to pay the price often results in dire consequences.

Based on the story of the Pied Piper, who removed the rats from a town, and when not paid, he took their children instead!
Don't you know the Mafia collects protection here? If you want to run a business in this town, you have to pay the piper.
by RobbyPants June 01, 2007
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tvtropes

A website loaded with hyperlinks, guaranteed to trap the view for hours, especially if viewing with a tabbed browser.
I followed this link to TVTropes and was stuck there for hours. Each link I clicked on ended up leading to me clicking five more!
by RobbyPants September 03, 2009
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hillrod

A self-given nickname for Hillary Rodham Clinton, given when campaigning at the WWE. Probably not one of her best ideas.
"I'm Hillary Clinton, but in honor of the WWE, you can call me Hillrod!"
by RobbyPants April 22, 2008
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gorilla math

Bad math. Very crude, bad math, often performed by someone who thinks they know what they're doing.
(From Rounders)

Mike: "So, what do you owe him?"

Worm: "I don't know, by his crazy fuckin' gorilla math... like fifteen."
by RobbyPants August 13, 2007
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half cocked

Acting on assumptions or partial information.

Based on old firearms, that if not fully cocked (thus half cocked), would not fire.
You've only heard his side of the story! You can't go running around half cocked spreading rumors about her!
by RobbyPants June 05, 2007
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buzzkillington

The name given to a buzzkill.
"I think you've had enough."

"Thanks for the advice, Buzzkillington."
by RobbyPants September 21, 2011
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ubrito

A contraction for uber and burito. An ubrito is that perfect combination of ingredients resulting in an uber burito.
I went to Taco Bell last night an had an AWESOME ubrito!
by RobbyPants July 27, 2007
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