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On The Beach: "Hey, look at that asstrocity over there. Someone should tell her to wrap a tarp over that thing
by connorsji January 16, 2009

The fecal mojito is the cousin of the uritov cocktail. It consists of a bag that a long-haul trucker uses to take a dump in and the throws it out his window as he is driving.
Driving through Boston, my wife thought that there was a dead cat on the side of the road. I knew better. The son of a bitch in front of me threw a fecal mojito at me. I swerved to avoid the shit splatter, but I didn't avoid the follow up uritov cocktail.
by connorsji May 8, 2008

1. An ingredient of a cough drop that a moron or retard would ingest when they are sick.
2. What a retarded koala eats in Australia.
2. What a retarded koala eats in Australia.
Dave: "Hey, Chuck. Want a Halls Mentalyptus?"
Chuck (coughing): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "Do you need a Halls Mentalyptus?"
Chuck (coughing again): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "You retard, do you need a cough drop?"
Chuck (coughing yet again): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "Yes you do! And a lobotomy while we are at it!"
Chuck (coughing for a fourth time): "Ahem, what?"
Chuck (coughing): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "Do you need a Halls Mentalyptus?"
Chuck (coughing again): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "You retard, do you need a cough drop?"
Chuck (coughing yet again): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "Yes you do! And a lobotomy while we are at it!"
Chuck (coughing for a fourth time): "Ahem, what?"
by connorsji November 9, 2009

by connorsji May 8, 2008

Jim: "What happened to your arm, Dave? Where did it go?"
Dave: "Well, last night, my wife was blinking a flashlight off and on in bed. I fell asleep and must have a narcolelptic seizure."
Jim: "What the hell is that?"
Dave: "Narcolepelepsy. Don't screw with me. I'm missing an arm."
Dave: "Well, last night, my wife was blinking a flashlight off and on in bed. I fell asleep and must have a narcolelptic seizure."
Jim: "What the hell is that?"
Dave: "Narcolepelepsy. Don't screw with me. I'm missing an arm."
by connorsji September 4, 2009

A Rip Van Shtinkel is when someone farts so badly while they are asleep that the sound and odor wake them up.
Dave pulled off such a bad Rip Van Shtinkel that no only did it wake him up, it also woke up his wife and his two cats.
by connorsji December 23, 2009

A diePod is an iPod that has been loaded with songs by either people who are dead or bands that have broken up due to a death
Jim: "Hey Dave, what are you listening to on your diePod?"
Dave: "I'm listening to Frank Sinatra right now, but I have some Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Queen, Dio, and Elvis on there!"
Dave: "I'm listening to Frank Sinatra right now, but I have some Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Queen, Dio, and Elvis on there!"
by connorsji May 18, 2010
