15 definitions by connorsji

Father Cahill had a boycott in the rectory and slept like a baby. Meow!
by connorsji May 1, 2009
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A Rip Van Shtinkel is when someone farts so badly while they are asleep that the sound and odor wake them up.
Dave pulled off such a bad Rip Van Shtinkel that no only did it wake him up, it also woke up his wife and his two cats.
by connorsji December 23, 2009
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A diePod is an iPod that has been loaded with songs by either people who are dead or bands that have broken up due to a death
Jim: "Hey Dave, what are you listening to on your diePod?"

Dave: "I'm listening to Frank Sinatra right now, but I have some Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Queen, Dio, and Elvis on there!"
by connorsji May 17, 2010
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1. An ingredient of a cough drop that a moron or retard would ingest when they are sick.

2. What a retarded koala eats in Australia.
Dave: "Hey, Chuck. Want a Halls Mentalyptus?"

Chuck (coughing): "Ahem, what?"

Dave: "Do you need a Halls Mentalyptus?"

Chuck (coughing again): "Ahem, what?"

Dave: "You retard, do you need a cough drop?"

Chuck (coughing yet again): "Ahem, what?"

Dave: "Yes you do! And a lobotomy while we are at it!"

Chuck (coughing for a fourth time): "Ahem, what?"
by connorsji November 9, 2009
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what one shoots into a urinal after they masturbate in a company bathroom
The secretary looked so good that I had to go blow a penile loogie in the bathroom
by connorsji May 8, 2008
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Diane: "You can't spend your money from the grave, Dave."

Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"

Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"

Dave: "No, spookers."

Diane: "What are spookers?"

Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"
by connorsji January 22, 2010
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An iGod is an iPod that has been loaded with Christian rock and gospel music. Basically a $200 piece of techno-crap with all those Jesus-freak songs on it.
Rick Taplik: "Hey Bert, what do you have on your iPod?"

Bert Stoob: "Oh, I have a bunch of Christian rock and gospel!"

Rick Taplik: "Oh, so do you listen to that gay song 'Place In This World'?"

Bert Stoob: "I have that song but it is not gay. I am a Christian and homosexuality is strictly forbidden by God! I am deeply offended by your comments!"

Rick Taplik: "Keep listening to that iGod and you'll be gay too!"
by connorsji May 18, 2010
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