15 definitions by connorsji
by connorsji May 1, 2009
A Rip Van Shtinkel is when someone farts so badly while they are asleep that the sound and odor wake them up.
Dave pulled off such a bad Rip Van Shtinkel that no only did it wake him up, it also woke up his wife and his two cats.
by connorsji December 23, 2009
A diePod is an iPod that has been loaded with songs by either people who are dead or bands that have broken up due to a death
Jim: "Hey Dave, what are you listening to on your diePod?"
Dave: "I'm listening to Frank Sinatra right now, but I have some Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Queen, Dio, and Elvis on there!"
Dave: "I'm listening to Frank Sinatra right now, but I have some Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Queen, Dio, and Elvis on there!"
by connorsji May 17, 2010
1. An ingredient of a cough drop that a moron or retard would ingest when they are sick.
2. What a retarded koala eats in Australia.
2. What a retarded koala eats in Australia.
Dave: "Hey, Chuck. Want a Halls Mentalyptus?"
Chuck (coughing): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "Do you need a Halls Mentalyptus?"
Chuck (coughing again): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "You retard, do you need a cough drop?"
Chuck (coughing yet again): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "Yes you do! And a lobotomy while we are at it!"
Chuck (coughing for a fourth time): "Ahem, what?"
Chuck (coughing): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "Do you need a Halls Mentalyptus?"
Chuck (coughing again): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "You retard, do you need a cough drop?"
Chuck (coughing yet again): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "Yes you do! And a lobotomy while we are at it!"
Chuck (coughing for a fourth time): "Ahem, what?"
by connorsji November 9, 2009
by connorsji May 8, 2008
Diane: "You can't spend your money from the grave, Dave."
Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"
Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"
Dave: "No, spookers."
Diane: "What are spookers?"
Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"
Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"
Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"
Dave: "No, spookers."
Diane: "What are spookers?"
Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"
by connorsji January 22, 2010
An iGod is an iPod that has been loaded with Christian rock and gospel music. Basically a $200 piece of techno-crap with all those Jesus-freak songs on it.
Rick Taplik: "Hey Bert, what do you have on your iPod?"
Bert Stoob: "Oh, I have a bunch of Christian rock and gospel!"
Rick Taplik: "Oh, so do you listen to that gay song 'Place In This World'?"
Bert Stoob: "I have that song but it is not gay. I am a Christian and homosexuality is strictly forbidden by God! I am deeply offended by your comments!"
Rick Taplik: "Keep listening to that iGod and you'll be gay too!"
Bert Stoob: "Oh, I have a bunch of Christian rock and gospel!"
Rick Taplik: "Oh, so do you listen to that gay song 'Place In This World'?"
Bert Stoob: "I have that song but it is not gay. I am a Christian and homosexuality is strictly forbidden by God! I am deeply offended by your comments!"
Rick Taplik: "Keep listening to that iGod and you'll be gay too!"
by connorsji May 18, 2010