15 definitions by connorsji
A Rip Van Shtinkel is when someone farts so badly while they are asleep that the sound and odor wake them up.
Dave pulled off such a bad Rip Van Shtinkel that no only did it wake him up, it also woke up his wife and his two cats.
by connorsji December 23, 2009
1. An ingredient of a cough drop that a moron or retard would ingest when they are sick.
2. What a retarded koala eats in Australia.
2. What a retarded koala eats in Australia.
Dave: "Hey, Chuck. Want a Halls Mentalyptus?"
Chuck (coughing): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "Do you need a Halls Mentalyptus?"
Chuck (coughing again): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "You retard, do you need a cough drop?"
Chuck (coughing yet again): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "Yes you do! And a lobotomy while we are at it!"
Chuck (coughing for a fourth time): "Ahem, what?"
Chuck (coughing): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "Do you need a Halls Mentalyptus?"
Chuck (coughing again): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "You retard, do you need a cough drop?"
Chuck (coughing yet again): "Ahem, what?"
Dave: "Yes you do! And a lobotomy while we are at it!"
Chuck (coughing for a fourth time): "Ahem, what?"
by connorsji November 9, 2009
by connorsji May 8, 2008
Diane: "You can't spend your money from the grave, Dave."
Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"
Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"
Dave: "No, spookers."
Diane: "What are spookers?"
Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"
Dave: "No you can't, so I'll spend it before I go!"
Diane: "What, you gonna buy some hookers?"
Dave: "No, spookers."
Diane: "What are spookers?"
Dave: "Dead hookers. They'll give me a nice boo job!"
by connorsji January 22, 2010
a girl that you would have sex with but never enter into a full-fledged relationship with
You have to slay a couple of dragons before you find your princess!
You have to slay a couple of dragons before you find your princess!
in business terms: in HR- A benefits specialist with no hope of promotion
Matt: "Joe, you slay that dragon yet?"
Joe: "No dude, she wants to be my girlfriend!"
Hey, you want to go dragon slaying tonight?
No, I already slew one today and then threw her out!
Matt: "Joe, you slay that dragon yet?"
Joe: "No dude, she wants to be my girlfriend!"
Hey, you want to go dragon slaying tonight?
No, I already slew one today and then threw her out!
by connorsji January 22, 2009
Detective Connors: "This was clearly a case of hummuscide."
Distraught Wife: "I know he was murdered!"
Detective Connors: "No, you stupid twit. He ate the hummus you made. Look at the crap you put in there! You killed him!"
Distraught Wife: "I know he was murdered!"
Detective Connors: "No, you stupid twit. He ate the hummus you made. Look at the crap you put in there! You killed him!"
by connorsji January 18, 2010
On The Beach: "Hey, look at that asstrocity over there. Someone should tell her to wrap a tarp over that thing
by connorsji January 16, 2009