A meme on the /r9k/ board on 4chan mostly used by incels and robots.

When virgin posters post about a so called beta uprising they are mostly being ironic however some posters do use the meme unironically because of genuine hate towards chads and stacies.

The beta uprising must happen now reeeee

Beta Uprising by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 27, 2022

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Indian Uprising

When a girl does not let you finish in her mouth, you ejaculate on her, her clothes or on a personal belonging/keepsake.

"What did you do to my teddy bear?"
"Indian uprising."

Indian Uprising by Ron Blemons January 1, 2012

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pacific rim uprising

the sequel of a movie that didn't need one

oh that movie was like pacific rim uprising

pacific rim uprising by giorno_giovanna2008 March 8, 2021

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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