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1. A tasty (dirty) mexican wrap filled with loads of goodies
2. a sex position
3. an insult

1. "Damn that burito was fine!"
2. WHen one is sandwiched between 4 people, one in the front (penis in vag) one in the back (penis in anus) and one on either side for comfort
3. "Hey man, dont listen to that burito, he dont know what he is talking about"

burito by Geraldo Mc Fardo May 7, 2008

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Burito

An attempt to spell burrito

Dude 1: I ate a burito a while ago
Dude 2: you mean a burrito, retard?
Dude 3: u now I have a spech impedmt

Burito by UGayMan July 29, 2020

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Burito by burito1 May 17, 2022

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Squishy Burito

When yo dick ain't hard as fuck

Dude man your mom gave me a squishy burito

Squishy Burito by Safiria June 20, 2015

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salted burito

A really salty dick

Omg stacey he had such a “salted burito “

salted burito by KingCexcell April 18, 2018

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Sleeping Burito

This happens when the inside of a sleeping bag contains food inside of it, preferably beef, becoming a sleeping burito that screeches ear-breaking sounds into your ear, usually screaming "EAT ME!!!"

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that story about food in a bag?
Guy 2: Yeah you mean the sleeping burito that screams at you!

Sleeping Burito by Zā November 20, 2019

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wet burito

when youre having sex with a girl, pull out, jizz on her, wrap her in a blanket, then piss on her.

I heard kyle made fallon into a wet burito last night~

wet burito by airportairportairport August 11, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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