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upride

To encourage, appreciate, cheer someone on. To lift someone a little higher up.

(Heard this word from Mama Gena's School of Womanly Arts)
The Mama Gena’s online community actually keep a “brag board,” where one Sister Goddess lists a brag and the others “upride” you – telling you how great you really are, instantly dissolving any shame a sister might feel in speaking about herself this way.
by Sister Goddess KBB November 6, 2013
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The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A complex sexual position in which an Alaskan woman is tied naked upside down to a maple tree, covered in syrup, and milked before being humped.
The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine is a common maneuver in the northern outskirts of Canada, where the act will not be interfered with by law enforcement, as it is illegal.
by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018
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upsidesk

when gay guys sit on the legs of a desk so its up there butts.
matt: hey, you wanna go upsidesk
tom: nah, I'm not a fag or a rondoer , ask shane though, he likes dodes in his cornhole
shane: let's go matt, I'm always down for some upsidesk
by shane barley June 10, 2008
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upside down smiley face

When you have to make it through the day but secretly your life is shit and is going down hill.
When someone texts or snapchats me and asks how i am i reply with the upside down smiley face.
by G EITAK January 13, 2016
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Upside Down Disco

The best sex you will ever have. In other wards, shagging spontaneously.
Lacey: Wow you must really like Dan.

Stacie: Ye.

Lacey:Wow, did you do the upside down disco with him Stacie?You've known him for awhile.

Stacie: Hell ye, it was good.
by browngirlsdonttakebs March 14, 2009
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upside your face

1)Additional ownage, said immediately prior to or while slapping or hitting someone.
2)Where that bitch is gonna get slapped.
3)An alternative to "Upside your head".
Bitch: And you know what else is your fault? That--
Perry: (slaps Bitch) Upside your face, bitch! Now shut the fuck up... and go make me a sandwich!
by WelcomeToNowhere April 18, 2010
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Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.

Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.

Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
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