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the outright opposite of wrank
1.DUDE that smoothie was totes unwrank
unwrank by Danksome January 15, 2017
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UnrankedSumo 

A very sexy man who is a sumo god
Wow is that UnrankedSumo!!!! He is sooooooo Good!
UnrankedSumo by UnrankedSumo October 12, 2020

uncrankify 

to mellow out.
After that stressful day at work, I'm going to go uncrankify myself with a little reefer and Jack Johnson.
uncrankify by talula's revenge April 22, 2009

UnWankered

The state entered when you drink so damn much that you will actually become sober again.
ah no i have to drive home but i'm too pissed to sober up in time, guess i'll just have to get UnWankered...
UnWankered by Merlin the pig July 15, 2007

Unwankable 

Inability to have a wank
Trying to get aroused by the vision of James Corden naked is unwankable
Unwankable by JohnnyWonder October 15, 2021

unprankable 

Above the game of the folks.
Jessica tried to prank Chris, but he is unprankable!
unprankable by Unprankable August 22, 2017

Unwrinkleable

Something which cannot be fully wrinkled. Travel clothing, stuff you can wash easily in a sink, but still wear to dinner in the city.
How is this wrinkled, it's mothereffing unwrinkleable, I bought from Orvis.
Unwrinkleable by funwoody September 17, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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