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UnrankedSumo 

A very sexy man who is a sumo god
Wow is that UnrankedSumo!!!! He is sooooooo Good!
UnrankedSumo by UnrankedSumo October 12, 2020

uncrankify 

to mellow out.
After that stressful day at work, I'm going to go uncrankify myself with a little reefer and Jack Johnson.
uncrankify by talula's revenge April 22, 2009
Whenever your squad kills your vibe at the club.
i was uncrunk when jimmy spilled his drink on me at the club.
Uncrunk by theplumber June 19, 2018

unprankable 

Jessica tried to prank Chris, but he is unprankable!
unprankable by Unprankable August 22, 2017
to shut a car off
i uncrunk the car because you took too long.
Uncrunk by theplumber June 18, 2018

uncrunkstitutional 

When the law comes down upon ye for saying absurd things while you're crazy drunk; in violation of ones constitutional right to speak freely and express oneself.
You see how the fuzz is trying to charge with P.I. for speaking my mind? Man that shit is Uncrunkstitutional!