-non crusty, over the top bitch who’s a hoe with a lot of experience
Person 1: “Ay man what’s good”
Person 2: “Pretty good bro, I got an unwrinkled bitch”
Person 1: “A what?”
Person 2: “Unwrinkled bitch, she much better than that other girl I dated, she was dry”
Person 1: “Ay man what’s good”
Person 2: “Pretty good bro, I got an unwrinkled bitch”
Person 1: “A what?”
Person 2: “Unwrinkled bitch, she much better than that other girl I dated, she was dry”
by Unruley mambisto October 17, 2021
-non crusty, over the top bitch who’s a hoe with a lot of experience and knows what’s up
Person 1: “Ay, what’s good man?”
Person 2: “Nothin much man, life’s great, got an unwrinkled bitch and I’ve never been happier.”
Person 1: “You got a what.”
Person 2: “Oh my unwrinkled bitch, she ain’t dry that’s for sure.”
Person 1: “Ay, what’s good man?”
Person 2: “Nothin much man, life’s great, got an unwrinkled bitch and I’ve never been happier.”
Person 1: “You got a what.”
Person 2: “Oh my unwrinkled bitch, she ain’t dry that’s for sure.”
“I’ll tell ya, out of all the girls I’ve met, none are better than my unwrinkled bitch. She ain’t dry like those other hoes.”
by Unruley mambisto October 17, 2021
Something which cannot be fully wrinkled. Travel clothing, stuff you can wash easily in a sink, but still wear to dinner in the city.
by funwoody September 17, 2010