uncl 

You misspelled uncle dumbass

You: Hey, uncl,
Uncle: what? Btw I'm goin to rape you

uncl by The classic memer July 25, 2018

upping the uncl

Reducing the incentive for someone to comply by offering a less-attractive reward if he consents to your wishes.

"Upping the ante" can sometimes actually be "upping the uncl" --- creating reluctance rather than willingness --- for a wise/prudent person, since he may become suspicious as to why you are trying to bribe him so generously for performing a seemingly-minor/mundane action.

upping the uncl by QuacksO July 20, 2026

Uncle OVERWIT 

Uncle OVERWIT, every family has an Uncle OVERWIT. Uncle OVERWIT is that one uncle that's always partying, talking loud, drunk, eating, sleeping, in jail and let's you get away with just about anything.

We need to have an intervention with uncle OVERWIT before he gets locked up for DUI again.

Mom, Uncle OVERWIT ate the steak you told everybody not to touch.

I'm having a party this Saturday if you want to come, don't tell your uncle OVERWIT, he demolished all the liquor last time.

Even though your uncle OVERWIT is always messing up, he don't mess around cooking on the grill.

Uncle OVERWIT by Mr.OVERWIT January 22, 2018

everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother 

When it seems that almost everyone already knows whatever subject you're talking about.

It was uncanny when Randy was telling a story & it seemed that everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother already knew about it!

everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother by Starchylde May 15, 2016

uncle duncle 

to take a shite

hey i'm busting for a shite hurry up in the bathroom i need to go see uncle duncle asap.

uncle duncle by Dan the Man From Manchester May 6, 2018

Uncle Roger 

Your proper rice cooker, better than Gordon Ramsay

-You've seen the video with Uncle Roger cooking rice?

-Hell yeah man that guy is way better than Ramsay

Uncle Roger by HNGHNGHNG August 1, 2020

Uncle Dad 

A father who takes being the 'fun dad' so far that the role he plays in his children's life is more like an uncle. Do the kids need a trip to the dentist? Do they have homework? What are they having for dinner? He hasn't a clue - but he will occasionally take them out to a ball game. Often a non-custodial parent.

Oh hey, Uncle Dad sent me a birthday email and a $20 gift card to Baskin Robbins. I'm lactose intolerant and it's actually my sister's birthday, but... it's the thought that counts, I guess.

Uncle Dad by Mai Ainsel March 7, 2019