The author of Industrial Society and It's Future. Has some explosively accurate descriptions of leftism.
Have you read Uncle Ted's Manifesto? I don't agree with what he did, but I agree with what he said!
by That Maine Hipster February 14, 2022
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A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees... This is not to be confused with Turd Burglar who is someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open.
Dude, I just got Uncle Tedded real bad. I was trying to take a dump, and some dude was in there looking in the mirror for like 10 minutes. Finally, I just had to let it loose.
by noahat May 5, 2009
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I listened to the song "Stranglehold" by ol' Uncle Ted.
by Stosh January 15, 2005
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Someone who tries to enter a bathroom stall several times when it is clearly being occupied. The offender, known as the Uncle Ted, will try several times to forcefully open the door seemingly unknowing that someone is in fact using the facilities. Can also be used as the adverb "Uncle Tedded".
"I was in the handicapped stall at the comfort station and some Uncle Ted came in while I was taking a deuce."
by Ranger Ted April 15, 2006
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A guy who spends an inordinate amount of time in the men's room, and you'd rather not know why.
Jim wondered why that Uncle Ted with the high-topped sneakers was always in the other stall when he took a crap.
by B. Sure January 16, 2003
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The person in your office who, no matter how frequently or what time it is, is always somewhere in the bathroom when you go in.
Dude I went to the can at noon and at 2, Jim went at 3 and 6:30, and Barry went at 7 and "you know who" was in there EVERY SINGLE TIME! He is such an Uncle Ted!

Those two Uncle Teds from marketing creep me out! They are always hanging out by the sink next to the urinals and I think one of them was trying to sneak a peek at my junk while I peed.
by - Campbell - June 17, 2011
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noun, Any elderly man driver who ends up in front of you, doing 10-15 mph BELOW the speed limit when your in a hurry. Typically driving a Buick product, Lincoln Towncar, or some other large vehicle. The female variation on this is an "Aunt Gladys". Known to flash their lights or shake a fist at you when you finally get a chance to pass them.
I was late for my doctors appointment today because I ended up driving behind an Uncle Ted.
by Radiojunkie February 10, 2012
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