9 definitions by The classic memer

Scott Shelby

A character from the game heavy rain, a "detective"who suffers from athsma, trying to find evidence of the origami killer, in the beginning he meets a prostitute named Lauren winter, and later partners with her (no not that partner even though she is a prostitute) but at the end of the game *spoiler* it is revealed that, Scot Shelby is actually, the origami killer, he was trying to get evidence for the origami killer, so he can destroy it, he knows how to not get caught because, infact he used to be a cop and the way he gets children is to pretend to be police officer to trick children into death, he does it by trapping them in some sort of container, and waits for it to fill up with rain water, Scott does this because his brother died in a similar way, possibly traumatizing him, causing him to go crazy. Scott's original name was John Sheppard.

Guy 1: Scott shelby is my favorite character
Guy 2: no Ethan is better

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

uncl

You misspelled uncle dumbass

You: Hey, uncl,
Uncle: what? Btw I'm goin to rape you

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

tranabaion

A word from the future: meaning a communist father, communist fartheres are very common in the future, 67% of all fathers are tranabaions, in the far future the word father got completely erased

Crush: I wish my father wasn't tranabaion.....
Me: *trying to impress* my father is dead

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

Cookie

Hey wtf you urban dictionarying cookie, just Google it, lmao just through an egg and add butter or something lmao dumbass.

Child: I want a cookie
Mom: lmao google how to make it
Child: I don't know how to google
Mom: lmao google how to google it
Child: ???
Mom: listen to me bitch
Child: but mom
Mom: lmao if u don't listen to me I'm going to get mad, I'm busy making memes
Child: what's a meme?
Mom: stabs child in heart 69 times
Mom: *says under breath* lmao normie

Dad: *runs into room*
Dad: I heard screaming, what happens
Mom: Anon didn't know what a meme is
Dad: understandable have good a day
Dad: *under breath* I wish I would've killed him
Mom: what
Dad: nothing
Dad: *runs into living room*
Dad: *calls police*
Popo: lmao what
Dad: hey, anon killed anon jr.
Popo: ok, what so bad about that
Dad: *whispers* he didn't know what a meme was
Poop: lmao were not giving him a funeral
Dad: good
Mom: *walks into room*
Mom: who u talking to
Dad: police
Mom: *GASPS* WHO IS POLICE AND WHY IS HE TALKING TO, WERE GOING TO BREAK UP, BITCH
Dad: lmao sorry
Mom: lmao i poisoned ur food, u gonna die
Mom: lmao u dead
Dad: *to police* I'm dying
Popo: lmao what meme u looking at?
Dad: no, I'm dying
Popo: lmao tag me
Dad: I'm not looking at a meme
Popo: *whispers* Thomas the dank engine

Popo: *hangs up*
Dad:*to mom* lmao imm goin play Minecraft, don't bother me
Mom: E
Dad: thanks
Mom: lmao stop laying on the floor
*1 hour later*

Mom: lmao u lazy
Dad: bitch I'm dead
Mom: oh sorry

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

Origami killer

The origami killer is a character in the video game heavy rain, he is not revealed until the end of the game, he is murderer who tricks kids by wearing a police uniform, into trapping them into an area of water, until the rain comes down, having them drown, the origami killer is Scott Shelby

Shaun: help

Origami Killer: no

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

Urban dick

When your dick is so black, it's urban it's super rare only 82 people has it, the downside is that ur dick just randomly shouts: lmao I'm super duper black, nigga, it's annoying

Random guy: hi
Me: lmao I has an urban dick
Random guy: proceeds to walk away
Me: *whispers to self* this is why I'm antisocial

by The classic memer July 25, 2018

Red dead redempton

You were trying to type red dead Redemption, but you misspelled it, you see an urban dictionary, so you clicked on it.

Guy: I hope red dead redempton 2 comes out soon
Guy 2: lmao what

Guy 1: *redemption
Guy 2: oh ok lol
Guy 3: what u talking about
Guy 3: *MURDERS GUY 1 AND GUY 2*
Guy 3: lmao, what
Guy 3: talk bitch
Guy 4: despacito

by The classic memer July 25, 2018