Umpty

An umpty is where your sweaty balls stick to your leg and you can't get them un stuck.

1. I been running in this heat for hours I probably have an Umpty.
2. Look at that sweaty obese unattractive fat man run I bet he is gonna have an Umpty that not even a crowbar will get unstuck.

Umpty by Russell J Amirault January 15, 2009

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umpty ump

many, alot, more than one can use

He has umpty ump of those.

umpty ump by slipsheet October 31, 2004

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Umptiply

Getting multiplied umpteen times. To be more precise multiply into undetermined or so many times. 'umpt'- from umpteen and 'iply' - from multiply.

Eg.

Marc: Hey when my mom said she is gonna get me a new bike.. You can't imagine how happy I was...

Neil: Dude you got to be really excited...then...!!??

Marc: My excitement has been umptiplied like crazy...

Neil: Umptiplied??

Marc: Yeah!! Umptiply.. is multiplied umpteen times...!!

Umptiply by kart777 February 28, 2011

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Umpteenth

1-Adjective used to describe an action or event that has been done or taken place too many times to count.

2-used to expect distatste for how many times an action has been done

3-Something women say a lot about men.

"Adam, you have complained for the umpteenth time! just eat the stupid apple, and i promise I will stop nagging!"

"Fine, eve, but for the umpteenth time: this is a bad idea." -eats apple-

Umpteenth by wordslinger88 July 1, 2009

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Umphy

Remarkable, Astounding, and down right Fucking Amazing

Umphy fucking rules.....

Umphy by DL September 3, 2004

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umpteenth

adj. pertaining to one in a succession of very many (Slang)

David is reexamining the cable connections for the umpteenth time

umpteenth by Fennie Lam August 7, 2006

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umpteen

A word that usually prescribes an uncertain number of occurances. This is usually said in the reference of the numbers 13-19 (hence the 'teen'), but it can be in reference to any number within reason.

Hence 'umteenth'

I got umpteen calls from this pranker yesterday.

I dyed my hair for the umpteenth time today.

umpteen by Cheezu$ July 25, 2003

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