Umpty

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An umpty is where your sweaty balls stick to your leg and you can't get them un stuck.

1. I been running in this heat for hours I probably have an Umpty.
2. Look at that sweaty obese unattractive fat man run I bet he is gonna have an Umpty that not even a crowbar will get unstuck.

Umpty by Russell J Amirault January 15, 2009

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umpty ump

many, alot, more than one can use

He has umpty ump of those.

umpty ump by slipsheet October 31, 2004

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Umptiply

Getting multiplied umpteen times. To be more precise multiply into undetermined or so many times. 'umpt'- from umpteen and 'iply' - from multiply.

Eg.

Marc: Hey when my mom said she is gonna get me a new bike.. You can't imagine how happy I was...

Neil: Dude you got to be really excited...then...!!??

Marc: My excitement has been umptiplied like crazy...

Neil: Umptiplied??

Marc: Yeah!! Umptiply.. is multiplied umpteen times...!!

Umptiply by kart777 February 28, 2011

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Umpteenth

1-Adjective used to describe an action or event that has been done or taken place too many times to count.

2-used to expect distatste for how many times an action has been done

3-Something women say a lot about men.

"Adam, you have complained for the umpteenth time! just eat the stupid apple, and i promise I will stop nagging!"

"Fine, eve, but for the umpteenth time: this is a bad idea." -eats apple-

Umpteenth by wordslinger88 July 1, 2009

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Umphy

Remarkable, Astounding, and down right Fucking Amazing

Umphy fucking rules.....

Umphy by DL September 3, 2004

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umpteenth

adj. pertaining to one in a succession of very many (Slang)

David is reexamining the cable connections for the umpteenth time

umpteenth by Fennie Lam August 7, 2006

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umpteen

A word that usually prescribes an uncertain number of occurances. This is usually said in the reference of the numbers 13-19 (hence the 'teen'), but it can be in reference to any number within reason.

Hence 'umteenth'

I got umpteen calls from this pranker yesterday.

I dyed my hair for the umpteenth time today.

umpteen by Cheezu$ July 25, 2003

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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