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noun; One which achieves a machine-like level of perfection which cannot be surpassed; badass
Did you guys see umphy go 34-12 on that kids host the other day ? It was amazing...
Umphy by DL September 3, 2004

Umphrey's McGee 

The best band you've never heard of. Are hardly a "jam band" because they put every other band in the field to shame with their ridiculous musicianship. Consists of six accomplished musicians, half of which have college degrees in music. Songs are a mixture of technical, tightly composed music (featuring odd time signatures, unexpected key changes, and brilliant melodies), excellent lyricism, and UM's hilarious sense of humor, puncutated by the amazing guitar playing of Brendan Bayliss and Jake Cinninger and drumming of Kris Myers. Definitely music for musicians, but can be enjoyed by all.
Too bad bands like Umphrey's McGee, Medeski Martin and Wood, and Bela Fleck are lumped into the jam band genre.
Sweater-clad muhhfuckin beast. the illest cat ever to reside in the 406. He's finna beat yo ass daily with a certified manbook.
Niglet, i'mma umphrey yo shit daily, yahhmean?!
Umphrey by RealStruggler January 6, 2012

Umphreak 

Someone who is a hardcore fan of the jam band Umphrey's McGee.
Jim:I just went to my 20th Umphrey's show!!!

Dave:You're such an umphreak.
Umphreak by Mickey Hart August 9, 2008

umphreak 

One who loves Umphrey's Mcgee like they would/do their own kid
Kid: Those 3 dudes from Ashwaubenon sure are Umphreaks.
umphreak by Darin O January 11, 2008

umptysquat 

adj.

1. Amounting to or consisting of a number.

n. (used with a pl. verb)

1. An undetermined amount.
2. The amount of the people.

pron. (used with a pl. verb)

1. A number of persons or things.
There was umptysquat people here today.
A umptysquat number of the workers had the flu.
I have umptysquat signed up today.
umptysquat by r00t January 27, 2005
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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