Umpties

An umptie is anything that will fuck you up. Alcohol, Marijuana, Acid, things like that. But it is a secretive term...shhhhh!

Yo man you got my umpties? I'm not tryin' to remember tonight!

by Ross Mofuckin' L July 5, 2006

Umpsies

Dipping your dick in Arby's horsey sauce for sex.

Jeff: Did you fuck Andrea last night?
Paul: I went to Arby's and Umpsies that bitch.

by PaulK May 25, 2013

umphies

Supurb. Plural of umphy.

Those buds look ok, but I really want the the umphies.

by Jskillz June 2, 2005