Umpties

An umptie is anything that will fuck you up. Alcohol, Marijuana, Acid, things like that. But it is a secretive term...shhhhh!

Yo man you got my umpties? I'm not tryin' to remember tonight!

by Ross Mofuckin' L July 06, 2006

Umpty

An umpty is where your sweaty balls stick to your leg and you can't get them un stuck.

1. I been running in this heat for hours I probably have an Umpty.
2. Look at that sweaty obese unattractive fat man run I bet he is gonna have an Umpty that not even a crowbar will get unstuck.

by Russell J Amirault January 15, 2009

umpty ump

many, alot, more than one can use

He has umpty ump of those.

by slipsheet October 31, 2004