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A mishearing or mispronunciation of the standard English word, "gumption".
I don't have the umption to figure out how to spell properly.
Umption by Jibble Blebrun December 29, 2009

umptious 

An adjective referring to in greater value
Menchies Fro-Yo for your tummy all delicious and nutritious, Scrumptiousdiddly, umtious, Super Sweet treat for you and your Honey:)
umptious by Jayjaysmalls September 19, 2013
The opposite of suction. Instead of a down flow of suction it is a up flow of uption.
I don't know how to use uption in a sentence.
Uption by Uption June 17, 2018

cum-diddly-umptious 

ok take scrumdiddlyumptious and make it in to a sexual meaning.
you can also use another variation scrumdiddlycumtious
Damn that ass is cum-diddly-umptious
"How was that baby", "cum-diddly-umptious"
cum-diddly-umptious by lastwookie89 November 13, 2009

scrum dilly umptious 

something you call that is very taste, delicious, yummie, like in willy wanka and the chocolate factory
did you like the meal ?

yes i did it was scrum dilly umptious.
scrum dilly umptious by exzachlylove February 13, 2009

russian thunder-uption 

the implosive prolapse of a lovers ass whilst anally leaking all over ones face after excessive force (leading to the prolapse) attempting a steamer on the forehead. the pinkish pouch is then fondled by the lover under said "ass" who is chanting "bow to putin". by now, you've got immense anal bleeding and drip resembling an "ass volcano" (the fecal matter being molten rock and the the blood being lava).
wass shoe no bout dem russians
bein' all like "thunder-uption"
bein' u votin fo' bama diss election
mayne readin' diss definition just gay me a erection
bisch, i be' u rike dat russian thunder-uption
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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