Umption 

Motivaton to do something, or driveing force.

I don't have the umption to do that.

Umption by Eric Stalheim December 5, 2007

Umption 

A mishearing or mispronunciation of the standard English word, "gumption".

I don't have the umption to figure out how to spell properly.

Umption by Jibble Blebrun December 29, 2009

umptious 

An adjective referring to in greater value

Menchies Fro-Yo for your tummy all delicious and nutritious, Scrumptiousdiddly, umtious, Super Sweet treat for you and your Honey:)

umptious by Jayjaysmalls September 19, 2013

Uption 

The opposite of suction. Instead of a down flow of suction it is a up flow of uption.

I don't know how to use uption in a sentence.

Uption by Uption June 17, 2018

cum-diddly-umptious 

ok take scrumdiddlyumptious and make it in to a sexual meaning.
you can also use another variation scrumdiddlycumtious

Damn that ass is cum-diddly-umptious
"How was that baby", "cum-diddly-umptious"

cum-diddly-umptious by lastwookie89 November 13, 2009

scrum dilly umptious 

something you call that is very taste, delicious, yummie, like in willy wanka and the chocolate factory

did you like the meal ?

yes i did it was scrum dilly umptious.

scrum dilly umptious by exzachlylove February 13, 2009

russian thunder-uption 

the implosive prolapse of a lovers ass whilst anally leaking all over ones face after excessive force (leading to the prolapse) attempting a steamer on the forehead. the pinkish pouch is then fondled by the lover under said "ass" who is chanting "bow to putin". by now, you've got immense anal bleeding and drip resembling an "ass volcano" (the fecal matter being molten rock and the the blood being lava).

wass shoe no bout dem russians
bein' all like "thunder-uption"
bein' u votin fo' bama diss election
mayne readin' diss definition just gay me a erection
bisch, i be' u rike dat russian thunder-uption

russian thunder-uption by Arielle Ndlake December 9, 2008