DL's definitions

Umphy

Remarkable, Astounding, and down right Fucking Amazing

Umphy fucking rules.....

by DL September 3, 2004

DarkLink

The coolest moderator on Neoseeker.

DarkLink banned that n00b for twenty days.

by DL September 2, 2004

tig ol bitties

Big ol Titties(Usually an E cup or larger)

Deja from Uvproductions.com has some jiggly tig ol bitties.

by DL November 23, 2002

angry mongoose

The "Angry Mongoose" is when you are engaged in Anal intercourse and you roughly slide your middle+index finger of both hands in the Ass region as well.....

"Awe man, i was ramming that chick so hard, and then i gave her the Angry Mongoose

by DL December 8, 2018

finger condom

Traditionally called a finger cot. These offer protection for fingers in various activities.

Jane stole some finger condoms from her chemistry lab to use at her own leisure.

by dL September 20, 2004

Umphy

noun; One which achieves a machine-like level of perfection which cannot be surpassed; badass

Did you guys see umphy go 34-12 on that kids host the other day ? It was amazing...

by DL September 3, 2004

Joulopukki

Santa Clauses Northern Finland Name.

"The night Joulopukki went crazy, the night Joulopukki went nuts"

by DL December 2, 2004