1.a final statement of terms made by one party to another

2.a statement, especially in diplomatic negotiations, that expresses or implies the threat of serious penalties if the terms are not accepted

goerge bush's famous ultimatum to the american people "you're either with us, or you're a terrorist"

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ultimeatum

Burger that is seen in Regular Show episode "The Best Burger in the World" It consists of a cheeseburger stuffed inside a cheeseburger with deep fried cheeseburgers for buns that is then topped off with Himalayan ketchup. It is only served at the Grill 'Em Up truck once every 100 years and is only made by the truck's head chef Ajay Maldonaldo.

I heard if you ask for the ultimeatum Idaho style, they put a whole bag of chips in it!

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Ultidump

A bowel movement which results in death.

What started as just a crap or a dump tragically ended in an ultidump.

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threesome ultimatum

A passive/aggressive means whereby a man can extricate himself from an intimate relationship with a woman without being the "bad guy". Essentially, the man insists that he and his girlfriend (GF) engage in a menage a trois with the GF's cute friend. Invariably, the GF will become outraged and tell the man to take a hike. Occasionally, however, the GF will assent, and the man will get to enjoy a hot threesome; in which case, he'd be a total moron to dump his GF.

No matter what happens, this method has a positive outcome.

I wanted to dump Gina in the worst way, but she was such a good cook and so nice that the only way I could bear to do it was by springing the threesome ultimatum.

threesome ultimatum by succulentboi August 17, 2004

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Ultimumbler

A total douchebag who always has to have the last word.

Andre could never accept that he'd lost the argument and walk away. He had to prove to everyone just how rational he was by keeping the argument going long enough for everyone else to get bored and leave, just so that he could have the last word.

What an ultimumbler!

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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