ultimadum

a set of terms that must be met or else your in deep shit.

"If you don't meet the 5 conditions of the ULTIMADUM I've set, your in deep shit!"

by Anthony Wheeler November 1, 2007

ultimatum

choosing between two things

she gave me an ultimatum

by uitfbelwjbqld April 26, 2017

ultimatum

1.a final statement of terms made by one party to another

2.a statement, especially in diplomatic negotiations, that expresses or implies the threat of serious penalties if the terms are not accepted

goerge bush's famous ultimatum to the american people "you're either with us, or you're a terrorist"

by againststatusquo June 19, 2006

ultimeatum

Burger that is seen in Regular Show episode "The Best Burger in the World" It consists of a cheeseburger stuffed inside a cheeseburger with deep fried cheeseburgers for buns that is then topped off with Himalayan ketchup. It is only served at the Grill 'Em Up truck once every 100 years and is only made by the truck's head chef Ajay Maldonaldo.

I heard if you ask for the ultimeatum Idaho style, they put a whole bag of chips in it!

by XANthonyfantano August 14, 2017

Ultidump

A bowel movement which results in death.

What started as just a crap or a dump tragically ended in an ultidump.

by Terrance G June 1, 2006

threesome ultimatum

A passive/aggressive means whereby a man can extricate himself from an intimate relationship with a woman without being the "bad guy". Essentially, the man insists that he and his girlfriend (GF) engage in a menage a trois with the GF's cute friend. Invariably, the GF will become outraged and tell the man to take a hike. Occasionally, however, the GF will assent, and the man will get to enjoy a hot threesome; in which case, he'd be a total moron to dump his GF.

No matter what happens, this method has a positive outcome.

I wanted to dump Gina in the worst way, but she was such a good cook and so nice that the only way I could bear to do it was by springing the threesome ultimatum.

by succulentboi August 17, 2004

Ultimumbler

A total douchebag who always has to have the last word.

Andre could never accept that he'd lost the argument and walk away. He had to prove to everyone just how rational he was by keeping the argument going long enough for everyone else to get bored and leave, just so that he could have the last word.

What an ultimumbler!

by Protrepticus February 13, 2021