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ultimadum 

a set of terms that must be met or else your in deep shit.
"If you don't meet the 5 conditions of the ULTIMADUM I've set, your in deep shit!"
ultimadum by Anthony Wheeler November 1, 2007
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ultimatum 

she gave me an ultimatum
ultimatum by uitfbelwjbqld April 26, 2017

ultimatum 

1.a final statement of terms made by one party to another

2.a statement, especially in diplomatic negotiations, that expresses or implies the threat of serious penalties if the terms are not accepted
goerge bush's famous ultimatum to the american people "you're either with us, or you're a terrorist"
ultimatum by againststatusquo June 19, 2006

ultimeatum

Burger that is seen in Regular Show episode "The Best Burger in the World" It consists of a cheeseburger stuffed inside a cheeseburger with deep fried cheeseburgers for buns that is then topped off with Himalayan ketchup. It is only served at the Grill 'Em Up truck once every 100 years and is only made by the truck's head chef Ajay Maldonaldo.
I heard if you ask for the ultimeatum Idaho style, they put a whole bag of chips in it!
ultimeatum by XANthonyfantano August 14, 2017

Ultidump 

What started as just a crap or a dump tragically ended in an ultidump.
Ultidump by Terrance G June 1, 2006

threesome ultimatum 

A passive/aggressive means whereby a man can extricate himself from an intimate relationship with a woman without being the "bad guy". Essentially, the man insists that he and his girlfriend (GF) engage in a menage a trois with the GF's cute friend. Invariably, the GF will become outraged and tell the man to take a hike. Occasionally, however, the GF will assent, and the man will get to enjoy a hot threesome; in which case, he'd be a total moron to dump his GF.

No matter what happens, this method has a positive outcome.
I wanted to dump Gina in the worst way, but she was such a good cook and so nice that the only way I could bear to do it was by springing the threesome ultimatum.

Ultimumbler 

A total douchebag who always has to have the last word.
Andre could never accept that he'd lost the argument and walk away. He had to prove to everyone just how rational he was by keeping the argument going long enough for everyone else to get bored and leave, just so that he could have the last word.

What an ultimumbler!
Ultimumbler by Protrepticus February 13, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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