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Twatwitch 

My mom is such a twatwitch.
Twatwitch by Kslayer December 26, 2019

Twitwich 

Someone who is more than a twit... so much more. The act of describing them simply as a twit would do an injustice to the twits of the world. This person is just so frickin stupid... Like a special kind of stupid. You just want to reach across the table and backhand them, and then while they are grabbing their cheek in pain, you want to ask what on Earth made them so dumb, and ensure its not catchy.
"A woman on the bus got pissed at me when I wanted to sit down where her purse was. What a twitwich!"

"There is a twitwich convention in town, and you got, like, 3 invitations"
Twitwich by Mosleyan February 12, 2010

tictwitchteen

A youtuber, named Adam, who suffers from Tourettes Syndrome.
Oh have you ever checked out TicTwitchTeen he's a really cool YouTuber!!
tictwitchteen by Lejdjdjdj December 23, 2016

TwatTwitch 

When chubby girls wear short shorts and have to stop every 5 seconds to pull the short shorts down from inbetween their legs.
"god this chick infront of me keeps doing the twattwitch, im gonna end up rinning intonher.
TwatTwitch by crazyxxmofo September 5, 2009

thotwitch 

the position formed by putting some thot between two other people of indeterminate gender who are less attractive
"Bruh, you know how me and my girl are like, strong 6s? Well the other day we pulled this girl who was an 8, maybe a 9, and we thotwitched her. Shit was cash."
thotwitch by Seleucus December 4, 2018

Twatbutcher 

a person who destroys the pussy when they have sex with a female
I am the twatbutcher mother fucker

I had to get stitches last night because I hooked up with a twatbutcher