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Twatwitch 

My mom is such a twatwitch.
Twatwitch by Kslayer December 26, 2019

Twitwich 

Someone who is more than a twit... so much more. The act of describing them simply as a twit would do an injustice to the twits of the world. This person is just so frickin stupid... Like a special kind of stupid. You just want to reach across the table and backhand them, and then while they are grabbing their cheek in pain, you want to ask what on Earth made them so dumb, and ensure its not catchy.
"A woman on the bus got pissed at me when I wanted to sit down where her purse was. What a twitwich!"

"There is a twitwich convention in town, and you got, like, 3 invitations"
Twitwich by Mosleyan February 12, 2010

tictwitchteen

A youtuber, named Adam, who suffers from Tourettes Syndrome.
Oh have you ever checked out TicTwitchTeen he's a really cool YouTuber!!
tictwitchteen by Lejdjdjdj December 23, 2016

TwatTwitch 

When chubby girls wear short shorts and have to stop every 5 seconds to pull the short shorts down from inbetween their legs.
"god this chick infront of me keeps doing the twattwitch, im gonna end up rinning intonher.
TwatTwitch by crazyxxmofo September 5, 2009

thotwitch 

the position formed by putting some thot between two other people of indeterminate gender who are less attractive
"Bruh, you know how me and my girl are like, strong 6s? Well the other day we pulled this girl who was an 8, maybe a 9, and we thotwitched her. Shit was cash."
thotwitch by Seleucus December 4, 2018

Twatbutcher 

a person who destroys the pussy when they have sex with a female
I am the twatbutcher mother fucker

I had to get stitches last night because I hooked up with a twatbutcher
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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