TV talking heads. Many offering view concerning politics.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

A person who claims to be an expert and markets him or herself as such, but has no discernable income or prior background being a practitioner in the subject matter they purport to represent. These individuals are usually offered talking points and a buried stipend (read: paid off) by a special interest group, such as a political party or industry lobby then go on to blog or make media appearances promoting their point of view to the detriment of people who are real-life practitioners and subject matter experts.

an Indian word for master.Also known as "Guru"

a person who speaks with the tone of authority but is often found out to be just a big gasbag handing you a lot of stuff.

a person who habitually uses puns in conversation; an asshole.

A portmanteau of pun and bandit, signifies someone who tells far too many puns. May optionally imply particular cleverness or skill.