Twitnit 

Useless piece of shit

Erin you twitnit

Twitnit by Wencetifer July 9, 2019

twitwit 

Someone who demonstrates their lack of intelligence on Twitter through apparent illiteracy, stupidity, or ungodly volume of tweets that causes viewers to wonder what else they do with their time.

Did you see Sarah's tweet last night? "Goin' 2 a partee an gon gettt drunkkk boiiizzzz"...what a twitwit.

twitwit by GeorgeDW September 24, 2011

Twinititus 

The disorder of two people who aren't literally twins, but they act the same, think the same, and very often say the same thing at the same time. Many times these people are complete opposites in their appearance.

House of Night, Erin Bates and Shaunee have definite twinititus, but they're also called Twins by the people around them and call each other Twin.

Twinititus by BrittaQuinnGleeLover June 19, 2010

Twitdit 

A person who subjects their friends to ill-formed moral outrage or analysis via Twitter. The abbreviated form of the phrase "Twitter pundit."

I just can't stand to read Jeff's tweets about the Middle East peace process. He's such a twitdit.

Twitdit by TheRealFrank June 8, 2010

twitwit 

someone who uses twitter and therefore has little to no intelligence. See nitwit

Oh, Joe is such a twitwit! he has his Facebook connected to his twitter account!

twitwit by b-rizzle for real? November 10, 2009

Twitition 

Where one idiot tries to get a whole bunch of idiots to twitter some sort of response or support to something the Original Idiot (OI) posted. Once the OI's post has gained enough Secondary Idiot (SI's) tweets, whatever they're petitioning for can potentially be noticed by a Huge Idiot(HI), presumably the one that started the whole idiot problem in the first place. Then, this HI sits around and chuckles that the OI and all the SI's have absolutely nothing better to do with their time than be idiots on twitter. Then perhaps to humor all the idiots, the HI does something about where they idiotically f*cked up and spawned a whole bunch of idiocy.

OI-- Someone stole my backstage Justin Bieber Concert tickets, and the company doesn't care! Sign my twitition to help me raise awareness about this Huge Idiot company! It took my almost a year to get the money for those tickets!

SI-- OMG NO, NOT THE TICKETS!!! *tweet tweet tweet*

HI-- WTF seriously? Fine.

Twitition by AnimusArgentis July 3, 2010

twinit 

Amazingly attractive twins which may or may not resemble 80s rock stars. Hard to locate and usually found in swarms of people huddling around their natural habitat;sabor. Usually possess odd sounding names similar to that of characters from christmas carols(ie santa,noel,rudolf). May not always been seen in pairs, however when spotted they create a lot of joy within their peers. Are often stalked because of their immense hotness.

lulu and i had multiple vickles when we spotted the rather elusive twinit on their way to a hot nightclub. The twinit did not realise they were being followed thanks to mine and lulu's very convincing authentic bush costumes.

twinit by hallaballoo December 13, 2006