Twitdit
A person who subjects their friends to ill-formed moral outrage or analysis via Twitter. The abbreviated form of the phrase "Twitter pundit."
Twitdit by TheRealFrank June 8, 2010
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twitdicted
Addicted to Twitter. Constantly checking it, no matter what is happening around you.
You want/need/have to know everything in the world as soon as it happens, even if its pointless to actually know it.
You want/need/have to know everything in the world as soon as it happens, even if its pointless to actually know it.
Twitdicted:
Def 1:
Any person that is part of the 10.1 million Justin Beiber followers who NEEDS to know if he's pickin his ass right now, is Twitdicted.
Def 2:
A person who comments on everything that pops up on their home page. Dude, you're twitdicted!
Def 3:
First thing you do when you wake up in the morning, check Twitter: you're twitdiced!
You wake up in the *middle* of the night to check tweets, damn you're really twitdicted! Seriously, you need help!
Def 4:
Any person that follows just hot girls or hot guys is not exactly twitdicted, but just a plain creeper.
Def 1:
Any person that is part of the 10.1 million Justin Beiber followers who NEEDS to know if he's pickin his ass right now, is Twitdicted.
Def 2:
A person who comments on everything that pops up on their home page. Dude, you're twitdicted!
Def 3:
First thing you do when you wake up in the morning, check Twitter: you're twitdiced!
You wake up in the *middle* of the night to check tweets, damn you're really twitdicted! Seriously, you need help!
Def 4:
Any person that follows just hot girls or hot guys is not exactly twitdicted, but just a plain creeper.
twitdicted by Ojibwayne November 14, 2011
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Twitdit • Twitbitch • twitbit • Twitdick • twitdicted • Twitdiosity • Twitdiot • Twitdizzler • Twitition • Twitnit
twitwit
Someone who demonstrates their lack of intelligence on Twitter through apparent illiteracy, stupidity, or ungodly volume of tweets that causes viewers to wonder what else they do with their time.
Did you see Sarah's tweet last night? "Goin' 2 a partee an gon gettt drunkkk boiiizzzz"...what a twitwit.
Twitdick
Some people are dicks, and then they get on Twitter. People whose tweets are narcissistic, annoying, condescending, boastful and generally annoying.
"I had to unfollow that guy, he is such a twitdick."
"I need to buy another safe for all this money."
"OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me "
"Who should I recommend for #followfriday? Me, of course."
"I need to buy another safe for all this money."
"OMG i was saying how i couldn't afford the gas to fly daddy's jet to the riviera this summer, and this barista totally rolled her eyes at me "
"Who should I recommend for #followfriday? Me, of course."
Twitdiot
twitwit
twitwit by b-rizzle for real? November 10, 2009
Twitition
Where one idiot tries to get a whole bunch of idiots to twitter some sort of response or support to something the Original Idiot (OI) posted. Once the OI's post has gained enough Secondary Idiot (SI's) tweets, whatever they're petitioning for can potentially be noticed by a Huge Idiot(HI), presumably the one that started the whole idiot problem in the first place. Then, this HI sits around and chuckles that the OI and all the SI's have absolutely nothing better to do with their time than be idiots on twitter. Then perhaps to humor all the idiots, the HI does something about where they idiotically f*cked up and spawned a whole bunch of idiocy.
OI-- Someone stole my backstage Justin Bieber Concert tickets, and the company doesn't care! Sign my twitition to help me raise awareness about this Huge Idiot company! It took my almost a year to get the money for those tickets!
SI-- OMG NO, NOT THE TICKETS!!! *tweet tweet tweet*
HI-- WTF seriously? Fine.
SI-- OMG NO, NOT THE TICKETS!!! *tweet tweet tweet*
HI-- WTF seriously? Fine.
Twitition by AnimusArgentis July 3, 2010
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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- Barack Obama
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