twittoris

The hyper-excited sexual gland of a female when a twitter follower of high stature retweets her post

Rosie thought her twittoris would explode after Daniel tosh retweeted her post about puppies

by Moo E. Loco September 14, 2013

twatterism

Any insult that includes a reference to female genitalia.

Harmony was angry at Geoff after he used a twatterism.

by The curious bibliophile September 11, 2018

twitoric

a writing style one adopts on Twitter, in order not to exceed the allotted 140 characters

I can read half a page of regular text quicker than one line of cryptic twitoric.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 14, 2011

twitteridiot

Noun: 1. Person who uses Twitter to broadcast asinine pronouncements, petty complaints, churlish insults, insane misjudgments, misogynistic rantings, reckless accusations, absurd vulgarities, vindictiveness unlimited, and/or unhinged ravings, seemingly unaware or unconcerned with their veracity, propriety or wisdom.

2. Person who apparently does not realize how Twitter works, and that others much smarter than one's self will be seeing and reading posted tweets and passing judgment on the character of the writer. (Note: Definition 2 does not preclude Definition 1.)

1. That Donald — such a twitteridiot to be tweeting in the middle of the night about trivial slights.

2. Grandpa's a total twitteridiot; he confuses tweeting with private texting.

by I'mTheDoctor2 December 17, 2016

Twitterosaurs

The insatiable beast that's devouring the lives of millions of people on planet Earth.

Anthropologists all over the world have expressed their concern about the Twitterosaurs. It's still uncertain if it can be stopped.

by Coco Nut January 12, 2010

Twittards

Arrogant assholes on Twitter who think that they're "intellectual" when they post some shitty stolen meme from 4chan beneath the post of some guy they hate that will be forgotten in a day or two, and are then worshiped by Redditors for no reason other than being "Cool".

Derek: Hey Bill look at this spicy meme I sent to this guy that fucking sucks and will be forgotten about as soon as another guy like that appears.
(Bill looks at said meme stolen from a mentally retarded 9 year old from 4 chan)
Bill: Derek, my nigga, stop being such an arrogant asshole. Go outside or watch a movie, because Jesus your fascination with being one of those Twittards has got to stop. Otherwise the only thing you'll be tweeting will be your surgery updates.

by Gaylordgangster69 March 7, 2020

twitterstalk

To collect information, passively or actively, on an individual using Twitter with the intent of using said information to meet (passively or actively) said individual in real life (IRL).

Her avatar is HOT, I'm going to twitterstalk her.

by slonkak2 January 28, 2009