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twitteridiot 

Noun: 1. Person who uses Twitter to broadcast asinine pronouncements, petty complaints, churlish insults, insane misjudgments, misogynistic rantings, reckless accusations, absurd vulgarities, vindictiveness unlimited, and/or unhinged ravings, seemingly unaware or unconcerned with their veracity, propriety or wisdom.

2. Person who apparently does not realize how Twitter works, and that others much smarter than one's self will be seeing and reading posted tweets and passing judgment on the character of the writer. (Note: Definition 2 does not preclude Definition 1.)
1. That Donald — such a twitteridiot to be tweeting in the middle of the night about trivial slights.

2. Grandpa's a total twitteridiot; he confuses tweeting with private texting.
twitteridiot by I'mTheDoctor2 December 17, 2016
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twittidiot 

A idiot on twitter. Aka Donald trump
Donald Trump is a utter twittidiot
twittidiot by Diamond105 July 31, 2017

twitterdict 

Noun. A person who has become addicted to Twitter, the social networking service.
I've wasted hours of valuable tv-watching time on the computer because I've become a twitterdict.

Hello, my name is Greta, I am a twitterdict.
twitterdict by FatGreta May 1, 2008

twitterdiction 

Someone who is addicted to twitter. Signs you suffer from twitterdiction:

You might actually tweet about your twitter addiction:

"Twitter just informed me that you've reached your tweet capacity for the day. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. :("
Twitter just told Natalie that she's reached her tweet capacity for the day....she's got a twitterdiction.

Natalie, you suffer from twitterdiction. Do you know how I know? Because you just tweeted how Twitter just put the kabosh on your # of tweets today. Sucker.
twitterdiction by kenyc September 23, 2009

twittyidiot

Using twitter in a dumb way or idiotic way.
Twittyidiots use twitter in idiotic ways for example twitting you are leaving the house. or your taking a crap.
twittyidiot by Asstroo September 9, 2010
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