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Twitoris 

Any news item or public event, no matter how small or hard to find, that arouses a sudden and significant level of excitement from the Twitter community.
Bob: Man, did you see how Twitter lit up after Ahmadinejad's statement that "(There is) no significant need for the United States"?

Dave: Yeah I know. He really found the twitoris with that one.
Twitoris by IdnEgo October 1, 2009
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twitoric 

a writing style one adopts on Twitter, in order not to exceed the allotted 140 characters
I can read half a page of regular text quicker than one line of cryptic twitoric.
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twittoris 

The hyper-excited sexual gland of a female when a twitter follower of high stature retweets her post
Rosie thought her twittoris would explode after Daniel tosh retweeted her post about puppies
twittoris by Moo E. Loco September 14, 2013
Damnn! that girl has a huge titoris to go with those fat rolls.
Titoris by ShmiggenbottomMan December 3, 2010

Twitrist 

Someone who acts like the classic blue haired "freedom fighter" commonly found on twitter
Stop being a Twitrist
Twitrist by Uno_Bruno October 23, 2022
The sensitive part of a woman’s nipple.
Dude, you can’t just pit my entire titty in your mouth and think it excites me. You have to find my titoris.
Titoris by Dr. Shirley April 6, 2024

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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