tosh

A girl with gorgeous lips who is quite simply wifey and a real doozy of a woman. She finds humor in bizarre things but her laugh can melt your troubles, and she will always be there when you need her.

Bruv 1: Bruv, every guy in this room wishes they could holla at your shawty right now, you're so lucky.
Bruv 2: I don't know what to say bruv, mine's just a real tosh what can I say.

by brownchad April 29, 2020

tosh

the underside of someones nutsack

yo my tosh itches mad crazy right now

by swagmasta82095 December 18, 2012

tosh

a smelly short man that is not particularily articulate, with a chinese school girl style haircut.

stop being a tosh, you silly goose!

by i love marijuana March 22, 2005

tosh

1. the opposite of a tish
2. also can be used as an expletive

Evan is soooo lame, like a tosh.
Tosh off!

by .tosh.0 August 13, 2018

toshing

Balancing a laptop on the brink of a table with the help of coffee.

I broke the mug my son made me while toshing yesterday.

by Luca Hammer April 22, 2016

toshing

the act of giving a rimjob while watching tosh.0

During tosh.0, Sharon began toshing her boyfriend

by Cupcake Sally March 23, 2010

Tosh

A derisory term used in the same way as rubbish or crap or bollocks

This coat of paint is utter tosh

by Jeremy Tripati-Eagle March 19, 2005