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That girl at work who sits on twitter all day not working while you slave away for the man.
I can't believe Krystal twittered that I spilled ketchup on my pants at lunch? What a tweetho!
tweetho by cantalop March 4, 2009
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tweetovich 

verb & noun: when a member/s of the cast/crew of a movie-shoot share info./fun-stuff on Twitter --
derived from Milla Jovovich's tweeting from the set of "Resident Evil: Afterlife" in 2009.
Milla occasionally posts on her IMDb board - but it's in her tweetoviches that she really communes with the fans.
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tweetography 

an autobiography written with fewer than 160 characters, which one posts on twitter
Unless it’s the certified account of a well-known person, you can’t believe any bragging you read in a tweetography.

Tweet Ho 

A real female name derived from Garden Grove, CA.

There only exists one person with this name and she just so happens to be the sexiest Asian persuasion in the world.
Have you seen that girl Tweet Ho, she's the only Tweet Ho in the world.
Tweet Ho by AAMH January 7, 2013

Tweetocracy 

Tweetocracy: a new brand of governance bereft of facts, detail, collaboration, or wisdom.
Our democracy and our democratic institutions are quickly being replaced by Trump's unique brand of tweetocracy
Tweetocracy by Protease Polymer January 8, 2017

tweetwhore 

A tweetwhore is like a 'postwhore', but only on Twitter.

1. Tweetwhore, or "tweet whore" is a term used on Twitter to describe a person who measures seniority by one's numerical tweet count.

2. The act of 'tweeting' large amounts of meaningless tweets on Twitter.

3. One who floods the Twitter updates with tweets in order to gain a higher tweet count.
Karen is such a tweetwhore, she sent 500 tweets on Twitter in only ONE HOUR.
tweetwhore by Bellothika March 23, 2009

Tweethole 

A person who uses Twitter way too much, think it's the best thing in the world and fills up your queue with crap. They tweet about what they're eating, when they take a shit, and other banal, boring and otherwise vapid drivel.
Jesus fucking Christy! I've gotten 20 tweets today from Bob about his shoes! What a Tweethole.
Tweethole by PoopyMcGee April 9, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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