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tweetbooking

Updating every single thing you do throughout the day via Facebook, instead of using Twitter.
"I get so sick of logging on to Facebook, only to read tweetbookings of how Jennifer 'loves her new tampons', or John's rant about the local grocery store 'never stocking Magnum-sized condoms'. These people need Twitter."
tweetbooking by JoeStep November 15, 2009
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Tweetbooking

People who annoyingly link their twitter accounts to facebook so people see it twice
"Hes tweetbooking everything, i read it on twitter than have to read it AGAIN on facebook"
Tweetbooking by yonegene May 3, 2010

Twitbooking 

The act of constantly updating your facebook status. This has become a rather annoying problem recently, especially with the invention of twitter. If you really want us to know what you are doing every five goddamn seconds get a twitter! Nobody gives a damn what you're doing anyways.
John: Luke keeps updating his facebook status every two minutes! What the hell?
Jenny: Wow that guy is totally twitbooking. What an asshole.

Tweekbooking 

Using Facebook, or other social networking sites under the influence of uppers. Leaving unnecessary posts and comments that seem like a great idea at the time, but after you come down, you wonder what on earth you were thinking...
OMG Jane stop tweekbooking! You just told me your life story on a picture of what I ate for dinner you crackhead!
Tweekbooking by tweekbooker May 22, 2010

Twitbooking 

An unhealthy obsession with the aptly named Twitter, Facebook and other social media by twits and other eejits who don't see anything wrong with putting the banal details of their inconsequential lives online for stalkers, prospective employers, exes and their imaginary "friends" to peruse for hours on end when they should be working.

Online mental masturbation for the socially retarded who regard befriending the most online strangers as a badge of honour.
When you are a child you may have one imaginary friend.

When you are an adult, you have over 500, thanks toTwitbooking.
Twitbooking by irretardulous January 31, 2012

Textbooking 

Video Chatting with your Head Lying on a page of your school textbook. The latest trend started by los angeles college students
David and I were textbooking last night. Textbooks have to be good for something, after all...
Textbooking by ravens101 February 9, 2012

twextbooking 

a term used when you are so obsessed with someone that you are tweeting, texting, and facebooking them all at the same time, and successfully
"I have been sitting in this library for almost three hours now trying to do research, but I have been way to busy twextbooking Amanda & Sara to actually get anything accomplished."

Main reason for most students procrastination.
twextbooking by procrastinatinbabe October 20, 2011
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