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Tweetbooking

People who annoyingly link their twitter accounts to facebook so people see it twice
"Hes tweetbooking everything, i read it on twitter than have to read it AGAIN on facebook"
Tweetbooking by yonegene May 3, 2010

Twitbooking 

The act of constantly updating your facebook status. This has become a rather annoying problem recently, especially with the invention of twitter. If you really want us to know what you are doing every five goddamn seconds get a twitter! Nobody gives a damn what you're doing anyways.
John: Luke keeps updating his facebook status every two minutes! What the hell?
Jenny: Wow that guy is totally twitbooking. What an asshole.

Tweekbooking 

Using Facebook, or other social networking sites under the influence of uppers. Leaving unnecessary posts and comments that seem like a great idea at the time, but after you come down, you wonder what on earth you were thinking...
OMG Jane stop tweekbooking! You just told me your life story on a picture of what I ate for dinner you crackhead!
Tweekbooking by tweekbooker May 22, 2010

Twitbooking 

An unhealthy obsession with the aptly named Twitter, Facebook and other social media by twits and other eejits who don't see anything wrong with putting the banal details of their inconsequential lives online for stalkers, prospective employers, exes and their imaginary "friends" to peruse for hours on end when they should be working.

Online mental masturbation for the socially retarded who regard befriending the most online strangers as a badge of honour.
When you are a child you may have one imaginary friend.

When you are an adult, you have over 500, thanks toTwitbooking.
Twitbooking by irretardulous January 31, 2012

Textbooking 

Video Chatting with your Head Lying on a page of your school textbook. The latest trend started by los angeles college students
David and I were textbooking last night. Textbooks have to be good for something, after all...
Textbooking by ravens101 February 9, 2012

twextbooking 

a term used when you are so obsessed with someone that you are tweeting, texting, and facebooking them all at the same time, and successfully
"I have been sitting in this library for almost three hours now trying to do research, but I have been way to busy twextbooking Amanda & Sara to actually get anything accomplished."

Main reason for most students procrastination.
twextbooking by procrastinatinbabe October 20, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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