Tweeto 

Typo made while tweeting on a keyboard that would be too small for Lilliputians. Also known as a Twittographical error.

Tweeto: Found awesome new shows on sale ay Marshall's.

when what you really meant to say was:
Found awesome new shoes on sale at Marshall's.

Tweeto by Carma68 September 21, 2009

tweeto 

a tweet with a photo

Costolo: "Argh I just tripped over my cat, fell down the stairs and broke both my legs and hand that I am using to hold this phone with. Mmm..."
Dick: "So are you in pain?"
Costolo: "I'm, I think, OMG I can see the bones..."
Dick: "Quickly take a tweeto before you pass out!"
Costolo: "Sent! Check it, retweet, then call the paramedi..."
Dick "BFF!"

tweeto by fuekewl22 November 13, 2011

cheeto tweeto

The nickname for our orange tweeting president of the USA Donald Trump.

The Cheeto Tweeto strikes again fucking up my gay plans.

cheeto tweeto by Tristan The train May 4, 2018

buck-tweet 

an intrusive commercial advertizing message one receives on Twitter

I hate that whenever I use a technical term on twitter, I end up getting unsolicited buck-tweets about related products or businesses.

buck-tweet by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 19, 2013

sweet-tweet 

a complementary, exceptionally clever, or simply pleasant Twitter post

(1) It’s not 'sucking up' to send sweet-tweets to celeb heroes; it’s only like you're applauding them.
(2) That was a sweet-tweet you wrote about the Oscars.

sweet-tweet by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 3, 2014

Trump tweet 

Trump tweet- any offhand comment that is spoken or written before thinking it through.

I trump tweeted my mother-in-law and now she won't talk to me.

Trump tweet by Bryce Morganthau January 10, 2017

Trump Tweet 

The perfect metaphor for the degradation of those who govern the U.S. nation from writers of The Declaration of Independence and Constitution to he whose tiny fingers pitter-patter misspelled, poorly punctuated, redundant, emotionally-charged, impetuous, and childish declarations of the president's dependence on strangers' approval for his expressions of ignorant egotism. Each authentic tweet is a representation of how the world at large has fallen into a state of such absurdity, that absurdity itself must transform because reality got too weird for anyone to know how to be funny anymore without the risk of their jokes becoming president.

"Wow this tweet actually sounds somewhat presidential."
"It must have been written by a staffer, no way is that a Trump Tweet!"

Trump Tweet by andsowego March 21, 2017